A water activated karaoke machine! When you're standing at the urinals and you start to pee, up pop the words to the song on a screen in front of you and you can start singing along.
KAREN:
That IS a great idea.
ADAM:
Is it not?
KAREN:
Yeah!
ADAM:
Makes peeing go along, you know. You can have it on the back of the door in the ladies'.
KAREN:
Don't you think karaoke pooping would make more sense? Peeing is really short. By the time the intro to the song went by, it would be over. But, think about it, when you—
How does this not already exist in Japan? They already have sensors to make rushing water noises when you sit down, so why not karaoke? Actually, starting to wonder if it DOES exist somewhere in Japan - it wouldn't surprise me!
THAT would be awesome. And think about it: It'd be the end of bathroom awkwardness. Even the people who can't go with someone outside will be focusing on singing.
Kalian mengukur oksigen darah, juga disebut saturasi oksigen, dengan oksimeter pulsa. https://senampagi.net/ Ini adalah perangkat kecil yang menjepit jari kalian dan menentukan rasio sel darah merah yang menyediakan oksigen dengan yang kosong.
Memeriksa atau menyatukan kadar oksigen darah tidak invasif dan tidak menyakitkan. Tidak ada risiko atau bahaya yang diketahui menggunakan oksimeter pulsa untuk mengukur tingkat oksigen darah kalian.
brilliant
ReplyDeleteYou could put sensors on the floor in front of the toilets, so that as long as your feet are there, you can sing!
ReplyDeleteHow does this not already exist in Japan? They already have sensors to make rushing water noises when you sit down, so why not karaoke? Actually, starting to wonder if it DOES exist somewhere in Japan - it wouldn't surprise me!
ReplyDeleteCan you imagine? A pbulic restroom with a choir of crappy singers :)
ReplyDeleteOne coould only hope it sounded as good as this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXJPOy25J8M&feature=fvst
you could duet with the person in the cubicle next to you.
ReplyDeleteTHAT would be awesome.
DeleteAnd think about it: It'd be the end of bathroom awkwardness. Even the people who can't go with someone outside will be focusing on singing.
Someone would be sure to ruin the song by chatting away too loudly on their cell phone.
ReplyDeleteI think the grunting would ruin many songs, but this one might fit perfect.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-ITKLbictI
If you need to grunt, you need to eat way more fiber...
ReplyDeleteHow about scat singing? 7@=Q
ReplyDeleteScat isnt what you think it is.. scatsex is one thing and scat singing is somehing different - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scat_singing
DeleteKalian mengukur oksigen darah, juga disebut saturasi oksigen, dengan oksimeter pulsa. https://senampagi.net/ Ini adalah perangkat kecil yang menjepit jari kalian dan menentukan rasio sel darah merah yang menyediakan oksigen dengan yang kosong.
ReplyDeleteMemeriksa atau menyatukan kadar oksigen darah tidak invasif dan tidak menyakitkan. Tidak ada risiko atau bahaya yang diketahui menggunakan oksimeter pulsa untuk mengukur tingkat oksigen darah kalian.