"This fish has got big floppy lips. Floppy lips. Fishy kissy fishy kissy. Oop, took one on the mouth! Not nice."

"Look at me, I'm covered in.... what is it? Ewwwww. That's not nice." "Look at the size of your bath. I can pee in ...

"So many spoons. You can't have any. Cock off!"

"I've got two things to say to you: fuck and off . Capish?" "Don't talk to me like that. I'm just gonna throw u...

"Of course I've always loved music. YOURS makes me want to poo my pants."

"Yeah, I've got custard in my pants." "Hey I know you, but I don't like your face. Take it off... That's much b...

"Yah, I can't believe in God when I'm THIS good." "WHHOOOoooooooooooo... falling down.............. plop."

"I've got a badger, a dog, a cat, and a sack. Now that I've got 'em you can fuck off. All mine." "Wibbly-wobbly...

"Big pig. Massive oink. Little curly tail."

"Is it me, or has the ground gone to jelly? Fun. I can bounce... Bounce... Fun." "So this is what it feels like to be a gum...

"Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. I am not very happy. Bollocks! Oh dear. Oh dear oh dear oh dear." "L...

"Don't take this the wrong way, but you're a fucking retard. Really." [ in a cute, sing-song voice ] "Time to bounc...

[ quite suddenly, upon waking ] "Click!"

"You spin me. You spin me round and round. Stop spinning me!" "Yeah. Yeah. Fly me. Fly me...... far away and then fuck off....

[ with disgust ] "Stupid fucking fishcakes." Wife's note: This gem of wisdom was uttered while Adam dozed next to me on the...