"Ugh. Today couldn't have got any worse. And then you come skipping into frame. A son of a bitch. Arsehole."   or click here...

"Oh, get up and wash your shadow. It's filthy. Filthy!" "Ninjas in stilettos. Fashion assassins! Not so stealthy, but o...

"I know. It's incredible. It's me!"   or click here "What's the time? Goddamit!... What's the time? Fucking...

"I speak the truth, so listen up, shysters!" "Catch it. Catch it... Use both hands! It's legs are still wiggly! Now cla...

"We need a bigger boat. This one is just so rockety wibble. Ahhh. It's wobbling again. It wibbles and it wobbles. Make it stop. Ugh...

"Bouncing round the toadstool. It's a gnome jump-off for those little buggers in their red hats."   or click here "Lion...

This was one of Adam's truly bizzarro nights. First he says this: "Where have all the von Goodles gone? It's a mysteryyyyyy....

"I'm gonna fucking tear you limb from limb, and use your arm like a loofa and your face to clean my crack and balls. Now just go aw...

"I'm gonna have a great day.... Don't you fuck it up."   or click here

"You really are life's wet patch. An embarrassing little stain that no one wants to admit to.... or sleep on." "God, yo...

"I've got you by the balls. An uncomfortable situation for both of us.... but one I'm going to savor." "Mine's ...

"Oh, I could be rummaging around in here for ages, I'm never going to find some zebra ears!"   or click here __________ Ka...

"I don't wanna go down the slide. It's too high. Far too high. Wheeeeeeeeeeee!...... I feel sick now." "Headstands ...

"Garlic cheese! Double death to you, you lactose intolerant vamp man!"   or click here __________ Karen's note: Get it? Do...

"Bags of shopping. Bags of clothes. Bags of shite. Get away from me, bag lady. Away!" "Don't push me! I'll fucking ...