"( singing ) Who will buy this wonderful pony? Who will buy…. NO! You can't afford it. Fuck off. My pony. Alllll mine. Come here po...

"Good morning! Have a great day... somewhere else." "HEY! Just because I said I love you doesn't mean I have to buy you...

"Pa ta ti de, pa ti ti pa, pa tu tu pa, pa nin ti pa pam... Don't you swear at me. Penis. ( giggles ) You said penis! ( giggles som...

"That's the difference between you and me. Your heart is filled with hate, and mine is filled with kittens. Mmmm, kittens. Meow....

"Hey, don't creep up on me like that! Superheroes are wound super-tight."   or click here __________ Karen's notes: Th...

"You know, there's a little bit of me that is excited to see you. It- Oh. I think it died."   or click here "Mmm. Just ...

"I know it's early, but I simply have got to let him know that if Santa doesn't bring me my X-Box, he's a dead fucking fat ...

"Stroke my good luck fish. Feel its greasy smoothness. Yeah, I think it likes you. You can hear him squeak. Weee! Weee! Weeeeeeee! He r...

"Bonne chance. Bonne chance. And now it is time for my choo-choo."   or click here "I like cycling, because I want everybod...

"Now this little piggy went to market. And this little piggy had roast beef. No, this little piggy had none. Because this little piggy ...

"Are you trying to-... What the fuck are you doing to my mac-... You're sick. You are really sick. Here's a tissue, wipe it up....

"Oh. My. God. You are seriously a thrombosed external hemorrhoid on life, aren't you? Uch... Uch."   or click here "Has...

"I think I'll become a decimal point. Cause it's got the power to make things look small or big, all at the same time. I want t...

"Avert thine eyes! You're not hot enough to be looking at me."   or click here "You know what? Your penis is too small ...

"Oh, for fuck's sake. You'd lose your fucking arse if it wasn't in between your ears."   or click here "I'm...