"Yeah, I've got custard in my pants."
"Hey I know you, but I don't like your face. Take it off... That's much better, much better."
"Give me back my hands! Limb thief!"
"Your hands are all fingery fingery."
"Boing!" [in response to beep from wife's computer.]
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Nov 13 2009
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"Hey I know you, but I don't like your face. Take it off."
ReplyDeleteOMG, too funny!
limb theives have always been my worst nightmare lol ;P
ReplyDeleteWas he in my high school Spanish class? Because "Tengo flan en mis pantaloones" was a running gag.
ReplyDeletejust wondering, why do you refer to yourself in the 3rd person? :)
ReplyDeleteThe second one almost made me fall out of my chair I was laughing so hard!
ReplyDelete"Your hands are all fingery fingery" sounds like something Doctor Who would say on off day.
ReplyDeleteThink I would have woken him up with my hysterical laughter when he replied 'boing' to the computer. I laughed so hard at this my stomach ached. keep them coming. i'm sharing this with all my mates.
ReplyDeleteThere was this guy who believed very much in true love and decided to take his time to wait for his right girl to appear.
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You may painfully regret, only to realise that it is too late.
"I don't like your face. Take it off" reminds me so much of Repo, and now every time I watch it I just start laughing.
ReplyDeleteI cant stop reading these, Im crying and sweating im laughing so much!
ReplyDeleteI saw you guys on the today show and had to read your blog. Halarious stuff. My mom talks in her sleep all the time I need to get me a tape recorder or something. Funny stuff!
ReplyDeleteI heard ADT has a new "Limb Theft Prevention" line. OMG, too funny!!
ReplyDeleteBaobao said he has a load of custard in his mouth and all over his face!!!
ReplyDeleteBig ass rectal burger Baobao....