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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)


Nov 19 2009

"Look at me, I'm covered in.... what is it? Ewwwww. That's not nice."

"Look at the size of your bath. I can pee in it and you'd never notice."

"I feel seasick."

"Well fuck you and your rocky rocky rocky rocky bollocks!"

"Now I need to pee, so what're you going to do about that........fuckhead!"

(in response to wife's typing) "pitter patter pitter patter pitter patter pitter patter"


  1. "What is it? Ewwww."

    Comic GOLD. Like the gummy bear.

  2. Oh my -- I don't EVEN want to know what he was covered in. Funny, funny stuff!

  3. I laughed so hard at the pee one. Recently while asleep on the couch my boyfriend said I have to pee so bad. You can't make me pee my pants fuck that.

  4. Ha Ha I could relate this one to my brother in law...Well suited to what we had experienced...I wonder if this sleeper had mysteriously came to our house that particular day?? hmm...

  5. "pitter patter pitter patter pitter patter pitter patter"

    LMAO laughed so hard at that xD

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