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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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Nov 4 2009

"I've got a badger, a dog, a cat, and a sack. Now that I've got 'em you can fuck off. All mine."

"Wibbly-wobbly train."

"Yeah. Don't forget to dry-clean the baby."

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  1. I hope he didn't actually do that third one.

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  2. im moreworried about the animals in the sack... :/ beastiality?

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  3. he didn't actually say that the animals were in a sack ;P he just said he got them. and a sack

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  4. Do you have a baby to dry clean?

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  5. Do you need a ticket to pick up the baby after it's dry cleaned?

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  6. Well... that's one way to keep the baby clean...

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  7. beastiality is when you sex up an animal. maybe you meant animal abuse....

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  8. Is that baby comment on a onsie? Because that would be awesome!

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  9. ..Wibbly-Wobbly Train..?
    Does that come with the Wibbly-Wobbly-Timey-Wimey Detector?

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  10. Late answer, I know but I read the post for the first time just now. "In the sack" is a British expression for "in bed". Hilarious ramblings. This is probably one of my favourites!

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  11. "I've got a badger, a dog, a cat, and a sack. Now that I've got 'em you can fuck off. All mine."


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    "Wibbly-wobbly train."


    "Yeah. Don't forget to dry-clean the baby."

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