Some content on this page is not suitable for young eyes or faint hearts.
Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)


Dec 17 2009

"I demand compensation in cola bottles. Lots of fizzy cola bottles. In one lump sum."

"Don't eat the jelly! Don't eat the jelly! I made it with frog wee. It'll turn your teeth green... Like mini apples."

Wife's note: In England, jelly = jell-o


  1. Sounds like bullshyte to me, if we can't hear it or see it, isn't it most likely just someone making this shyte up?

  2. And that picture looks like the guy from Office Space, hmmm....

  3. This is hilarious!!
    You just can't make this shit up.

  4. it's a real guy and a real couple. I was at their wedding and I've known the sleep talking man for nearly 15 years now (never thought I would ever be saying that while calling him the sleep talking man! lol) real guy, real wife, real weird sleep talking. sorry to disappoint you Anonymous of 19 December '09 00:54 and :55

  5. just to ad, (ha that's a pun if you know the guy)-- he's a very articulate man in real life too-- says (most of) what he thinks, and if you knew him, it would make it even funnier to know that he thinks all these extra things in his sleep. :)

  6. (Anonymous 22nd Dec 09' @9:47&48 here to add: I'm still laughing about the frog wee/teeth green/mini apples thing! xx)

  7. In the UK jelly = jelly, it is the USA where jelly = jell-o.

    The language is called English for a reason. We get to choose the words.

  8. Jelly does not equal jell-o in the USA. Jelly is like jam, preserves...jell-o is not.

  9. jelly/jell-o was not as confusing as what frog wee might be. Is it frog piss or frog penis? either/or is hilarious.

  10. Ha! Frog wee is frog piss. I gotta say, the frog wee one is thusfar my fave!

  11. Jelly is not like jam

  12. Jelly in the USA is like jam or preserves. IT is what you put on bagel or toast.

    Jell-o is a dessert that can be molded into shapes --- remember the Bill Cosby commercials.

  13. What we call Jelly in the UK is Jell-o in the US

  14. Correct. In the USA, a gelatine dessert will often be called Jello (that is a brand name but it's also used generically.)

    In the UK, a gelatine dessert is called a 'jelly'.

    Fruit preserves in the USA will be called jelly (if it contains no pieces of fruit) and jam if it does have pieces of fruit.

    I think it's just called preserves or marmalade in the UK.

  15. "I think it's just called preserves or marmalade in the UK"

    Marmalade is the orange spreadable stuff, the rest like strawberry, rasberry etc is called JAM.

    So the American "Peanut Butter and Jelly", would in the U.K be "Peanut Butter and Jam".


    Wales/Cymru. UK

  16. even though I don't know either of you lovely people, as December 17 is my birthday, and the frog wee jelly is my favorite quote so far, I'm going to think of it as a birthday present to me. Thank you, it's wonderful. I'm sure I'll get lots of use out of it.

  17. Does your husband watch Deadwood a lot?

  18. Posted on my birthday :D
    I must admit, your blog always brings a smile to my face.

  19. Sleeping with your man would be hilarious if you get my meaning, harrharr.
    I mean. LIKE MINI APPLES. What?!

    @Gaz 'So the American "Peanut Butter and Jelly", would in the U.K be "Peanut Butter and Jam".' <-- the other way around. UK PB & Jelly would be US PB & Jam

  20. In the UK jelly can be both the gelatine-based dessert and a fruit preserve that contains no fruit pieces (as in redcurrant jelly, for example). When it comes to fruit preserves we just tend to use jam (with bits in) much more than jelly, is all.

  21. Hanr (sorry, don't have the same characters as you!) from 13th Jan 16:27

    No - Gaz was correct. You would not eat a peanut butter and gelatine-based dessert sandwich would you? Because that is what "Jelly" is in the UK (as stated above) with the exception of redcurrant jelly as stated by anonymous at 09:52

  22. I got myself confuzzled here.
    You're right.
    Either way, don't eat it.

  23. My husband looked at me the other night (while he was sleeping) and said, "It's nothing really smelly, just jelly on my belly."

    Love the nighttime ramblings! They're badgertastic!!

  24. This is great. I found this blog yesterday and I've been quoting Adam ever since! LOL

  25. why can't we listen to everything?

  26. Love this blog! I wonder if he is on meds for sleep? My husband rambled some funny things on pain meds but mostly just snores annoyingly.
    The frog wee is one of my fav's. Congrats on your new fame :o)

  27. My girlfriend said in her sleep last night, 'baby, let's make up a blog so we can get on the telly with Phillip Schofield'. She is so funny.

  28. *chuckles*... the US is a big, big place. Many items/phrases in the US, vary by region, hence a lot of the arguing over Jelly/Jam/Jello/Preserves/Marmalade etc.

    In Canada, it gets even more confusing, because we have regional variations, some influenced by our British heritage, some by our US neighbors to the south, and some of our own making.

    Pop/Soda/Soda-Pop/Coke/Cola is another one that varies from place to place.

    Also, sofa/couch/lounger/chesterfield.

    They may all have 'specific' dictionary meanings, but how they are actually used by people can vary a lot.

    By the way, an american friend (upper NY state) insists that peaunut butter and jelly sandwiches in the US, means 'grape jelly' and says grape jelly is what is usually meant when someone refers to 'jelly'. In the east of Canada, 'peanut butter and jam' almost always implies strawberry jam.

  29. Okay, who really cares whether it's jelly or Jell-o? Either way it's funny but you're just burying the funny under tons of unneeded and utterly confusing 'explanations.'

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