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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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Dec 7 2009

"Put the lobster down. Put it down!"

"Well if I'm the douchebag, you're the contents, Titfuck!"

"Oh, we're going to be late for the pogo ballet, stop it!"

"You keep looking at the sun until your eyes dry up like raisins and fall out of your skull."

"Bum shite"

19 comments:

  1. Pogo Ballet! Now there's something I gotta see! No, fuck it, I wanna be in it!!! We can practice our moves New Years Eve! xxxx

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  2. "Well if I'm the douchebag, you're the contents

    I am so stealing that line.

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  3. These are really quite clever. He's sure a thinker in his sleep!!

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  4. "Well if I'm the douchebag, you're the contents"

    THIS. IS. BRILLIANT.

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  5. Hey guys, I'm the wife and blog-keeper.

    I had to explain to Adam that calling someone the content of a douchebag is basically just saying that they are vinegar.

    But as long as you don't think too carefully about the insult, it works.

    And, by the way, he has NEVER said "titfuck" in his life!

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  6. Maybe it would work better with "colostomy bag"? Either way, A-mazing.

    LOL.

    Really.

    Thanks for the laughs!!!!

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  7. "Well if I'm the douchebag, you're the contents, Titfuck!"

    Wow, he's sassy!

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  8. 'And, by the way, he has NEVER said "titfuck" in his life!'

    To you, maybe.

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  9. "I had to explain to Adam that calling someone the content of a douchebag is basically just saying that they are vinegar."

    Good point!! LOL I totally didn't think about it.

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  10. Despite how not offensive being called vinegar may be, that has got to be one of the best lines ever, and I am SO borrowing it. :P

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  11. Stephen Mumford15 January 2010 01:37

    oh my GOD!!! i can't remember the last time i physically laughed this hard in my life!!! im printing these babies off and sticking them up at work!! and stealing them for my Facebook statuses for the next 3 months! arf-arf!

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  12. I loved the other, with the raisin eyes falling off the skull :P

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  13. Awesome, thanks.
    -Ken

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  14. Put the lobster down. PUT IT DOWN!!!!

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  15. I work with so many douchebags. Yea I'm so using this line on them. Thanks Adam!

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  16. Anon 29-1-23:15 --
    You'll have to arrange to get called one, first. Will that be hard?

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