Warning: Um, don't play today's audio at work. Or in front of your small children.
"I can't see the trees for the dominoes. Knock down the trees. Have a knock-down tree rally."
"Oh please, give me the satisfaction of closing a door and you leave. You're so good."
"It's cabbage soup for you. All day. Nothing else. And you'll like it."
"You piss-flap motherfucking tosser! No, I DON'T want to say anything else. I think that sums you up enough."
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Karen's note: Ok, this is my last real-time post for a couple of weeks. We're leaving for honeymoon at the elephant orphanage today, and we got ourselves "Elephant trunks should be used for elephant things only" t-shirts for the occasion.
But don't despair! I've pre-scheduled blog posts, Facebook updates, and Tweets for every day, and we've got an army of friends set up to moderate the comments, and a house-sitter to feed the fishies. You may even get some of my favorite audio while we're away!
(Speaking of audio, I've put up some new ringtones. Even if you don't have any interest in downloading a ringtone, you can hear some new audio there.)
We'll miss you guys!