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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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Feb 25 2010

"You're right, elephants in thongs is not something you see every day. Enjoy it."

"I'm chocolate. I'm happy. Yummmmm...my. Mmmmmmm"

32 comments:

  1. Funny, I would have thought you'd never want to see elephants in thongs. My mistake!

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  2. Here's where the various flavors of English create ambiguity: in Australian English, thong usually refers to the type of footwear that American English calls a flip-flop. In either case, it would be extraordinary to see elephants in thongs.

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  3. No, I could enver enjoy seeing a elephant in a thong... (British thong)

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  4. Yeah, but here in New Zealand, the thong is the skimpy underwear, the footwear is commonly known as a 'jandal'. Neither image is encouraging. :)

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  5. Whether footwear or underwear, I'd pay to see and elephant in a thong!

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  6. i now have a mental image that will haunt my day.

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  7. LOL!! I think thats the best one yet!!

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  8. Watch the Jeremy Kyle show and one will see many Elephants in thongs.

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  9. I can't even picture an elephant in a thong. Maybe Adam could draw an illustration of what he saw in his dream? LOL

    http://reneetbouchard.blogspot.com

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  10. Nothing wrong with elepants in thongs. "Nellie the elephant packed her trunk and thaid goodbye to the thircuth" What's wrong with that?

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  11. He said it again? Must like the idea, or he's dreaming about telling stories of things he's said in his sleep. Sleeptalking about sleeptalking... :P

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  12. ROFLMAO - ELEPHANTS IN THONGS! (Skimpy Panties) Never read STM from work - Lessen learned... Oh man my sides are killing me trying to laugh without makin a noise.

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  13. i would love to hear the audio for the second one. lol

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  14. I just discovered your blog, and it is one of the most hilarious things I've ever seen. I look forward to seeing what Adam says next. I have a bit of a request, would love to hear more of the reveals. I think it's equally as funny to hear Adam's reaction to his own subconscious imagination.

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  15. Smashing! Whether the underwear or sandals. And the US refers to both as thongs. The underwear is also sometimes referred to as "Butt Floss".

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  16. Hee hee hee! Adam must've been subconsciously preparing for the honeymoon! lol
    I'm not sure whether to be excited or frightened by the prospect of seeing the honeymoon photos... I hope he doesn’t sleep walk as well and try to dress one of the elephants according to his dreams!
    Brilliant as always!
    Sherri - Canada

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  17. Elephants in thongs..........

    Heinrich Kley, thou shouldst be living at this hour....... *

    *Heinrich Kley: German artist & illustrator (1863 - 1945). Anthropomorphic elephants (and other creatures) were one of his favorite motifs: his drawings served as inspiration for the 'Dance of the Hours' sequence in Disney's _Fantasia_.

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  18. Enjoy it? You know I will!

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  19. What a giggle - yes, thong here in the US means both (though flip-flops is more common for the sandal.)

    So I'm seeing an elephant in skimpy underwear (or is it bathing suit?) wearing flip-flops (though it has no toes).

    It's definitely on the beach. :) So mine must be in a bathing suit. And sunglasses.

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  20. Elephants in thongs would definitely be great!
    I would be happy if I was chocolate.

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  21. Elephants in thongs... hmmm sexyyyyy.
    xD

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  22. If you were chocolate, would you eat yourself? I know I would.

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  23. ok... elephants + thong (underwear) = OMG I'm freaking blind,and my sides hurt from laughing so hard.
    elephants + thong (footwear) = watch out mice!!!!

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  24. awesome! or, as STM would say- badgertastic!

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  25. this was on the news video on yahoo like two moths ago? Well even if this is all fake, I still love the random statements.

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  26. for reasons i fail to understand, my 19-year-old daughter does not find these comments to be uproariously funny...kids. what can you do?

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  27. Now that's a bit of a stumper, buutt, if you can decipher what she has laughed about with and posted it here that's not too off this beaten path, and she sees it in 'lights' even tho it would have no relevance to the days topic we understand, and you signed it in familiarity to her...that may give her a bit of a chuckle, a laugh, well...we'll see?

    (besides... AandK are on their honeymooning retreat and may be forg?v?ng) if it helps to bounce your laughter echoing to your daughter how
    silly nonsense can make a lotta sense, like'a inside joke just to get a smile anyways...maybe? it'll be something she may come back to s@@ when she's ready...

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