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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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Feb 27 2010

"You think cooking pasta is cooking? It's just boiling water, Numb Nuts!"

"They're guinea pig kisses. Weeweeweeweeweeweeweewee in my ear! Eat the fuckers. They're tastier that way.

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39 comments:

  1. LOL. weeweeweewee....

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  2. Well somebody's not getting an invitation to spaghetti night.

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  3. riotous!! ohhhh soo funny to hear!

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  4. Oh lord hide the guinea pigs!! Hungry Adam, they're done for ........ done for!

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  5. LOL Those whiskers probably tickle in the ear!

    Priceless and cheering me up as always!

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  6. Omg I just about fell off my chair at the audio! =L
    Fantastic!

    - Holly xoxo

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  7. I have two pet guinea pigs so this post especially touched my heart. His wee-wee's were a little bit off in accuracy but I send you love all the same for dreaming about guinea pigs minus the eating the little fuckers. <3 <3 <3

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  8. well i'm not letting him near my guinea pigs!

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  9. Weeweeweeweeweeweeweewee...ah lol...awesome as always.

    Karen, what do you think about doing a poll, say, each month, where the readers vote for the best phrase of the month? i think it'll be fun!

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  10. This blog is the best thing that has happened to me all year! Granted, it's only February... but still! I love Adam!

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  11. BarmaLena, suggest this when Karen and Adam are back from their honeymoon coz thats a great idea :D

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  12. I laughed so hard i nearly went "weewee"!!!!!! Amazing blog, i love you guys!

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  13. Prof. ZzzMAN-ylizer27 February 2010 15:17

    . . . there were 2 dreams meshed in today . . .

    like a child on a swing....Weeweeweeweeweeweeweewee wuz so sweet so funnny (it made you want to peeepeeeepeeeeeee in it's glee) to hear the childlike taking his guineapet sharing mooches along in his dreamride in the palm of his hands, swinging to and fro...
    and Then the axe falls...like clockwork...
    he turns meanmeanmeanyyyy...luckily it's only in his dreamdreamdreamyyy...and aweeweego...hiyabyea.kisses.


    It can be an artform for that perfect pasta dish and it starts with boiling water to perfection....without the details, that only his subconscious DOES know ---but won't let us in on....shhhhhhhh... but don't tell sleeperAdam we're playing along with his gig no matter how numbing he tries with his disarming words....
    it's really a nutty bowl of stringalongs and we LUV'emmmm to pieces, drained and dangled!

    - he meant to eat the meatballs in the spagetti dish, they're tastier, wrapped in one dream.

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  14. "Eat the fuckers. They're tastier that way."

    Hide the guinea pigs, quick! Get the guinea pigs indoors! :-p

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  15. I NEED a ringtone that says "Weeweeweeweeweeweeweewee in my ear"

    Any yes please! to a poll. But post it when the month is over so we can reflect with entirety. Every day I think they are my favorite ever, so I need some time for contemplation.

    Thanks for all the laughs.

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  16. A poll is a Great Idea! - Maybe a weekly one and then the top ones of the week get polled for the #1 of the month?
    As for those poor, poor guinea pigs, they really wouldn't make a very large meal! The weeweeweeweewee brought back fond memories of my childhood pets so double thanks for a laugh and a reminisce!
    Sherri - Canada

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  17. i agree a poll is a good idea. thanks for the smiles i get from reading your blog.

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  18. I discovered this blog after Metro Newspaper talked about it- now half my grade reads it- and these continuously inspired quotes are just why.

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  19. LOL
    Pasta with numb nuts!

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  20. After having read through your entire archives I have to say Adam seems to live a dream existence that is remarkably similar to Zaphod Beeblebrox's waking one.

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  21. Wewewewewewewewewewewe in my ear. He sounds quite Eddie Izzard on this one. Maybe that's his sleeping alter ego.

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  22. Karen you and Adam make our day!! so funny. I looked up guinea pigs are a good omen of wise business decisions.

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  23. Funny as always. It's nice to check my phone and be surprised with one of Adam's sleepy witticisms. People look at me funny when I start laughing for no reason though.

    If they only knew....

    :)

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  24. LOL! Hilarious shift in tone.

    The guinea pigs and the penguins are getting equal airtime. But he cut the penguins more slack than the pigs the second time around - they got love, the pigs get eaten!

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  25. in my country, guinea pigs are a delicacy... i heard they're quite good roasted up and served with a little grape it their mouth (much like when a full pig is served with an apple in its mouth) and with a side of potatoes. maybe Adam is secretly Peruvian.

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  26. LMAO!! This is a double whammie! fricken hilarious!

    Like the poll idea, but the weekly one with the winner and runner up at the end of the month and vote on that is the "Love that idea"!!!!

    Cheers

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  27. I'm with lasandri - I travelled to Peru once and ate guinea pig (and llama). It's actually quite tasty, if a bit hard to get the meat off the bones.

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  28. Oh my god the audio made me crack up. XD Hilaaaaaaarious~

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  29. Make sure it's not one of the zombie ones, though...... those can be awfully gamy. 7X=Q

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  30. Cooking pasta not really cooking?

    Not to hear my Italian grandmother tell it! She can tell if you didn't do it exactly to her instructions, including if you didn't have enough water in the pot for the amount of pasta cooked!

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  31. OMFG! I heard the audio for guinea pigs and I was SO close to peeing my pants I laughed so hard! WE NEED MORE AUDIO OF THE FUNNY COMMENTS! I'm seriously SERIOUSLY in love with your blog!!!!

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  32. "Weeweeweeweeweeweeweewee in my ear!" would make the world's most incredible ringtone. XD

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  33. ahhahahahaaa this is the best one! :DDD

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  34. Minus eating them, I would adore this as a ringtone. I'm glad my piggy was back in his cage while I listened to this one. Ah, guineapig kisses.

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