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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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Feb 9 2010

"Bring it on, King Kong. I'll kick your monkey ass right back to the jungle."

"My pony's for sale. Yes, it fucking works! I wanna get a stripey zebra instead."

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Karen's note: Speaking of King Kong, check out Adam as the great gorilla and me as the distressed damsel in our re-enanactment of the classic film:



Now, come on, who is the Photoshop Master?!

To explain why I happen to have this around, we did a series of these iconic cinema re-enactments for the table theme at our wedding. I hope no one is scared off by seeing so much Adam.

Added later: In response to lots of requests, the rest of the set are now in an album on the Facebook fan page.


56 comments:

  1. A zebra without stripes is otherwise known as a pony - of course it's time to move up in the world!! Go Adam!!

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  2. king kong vs. adam... hmmm wonder how that went! lol

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  3. Now, did he say zEEbra or zEbra?

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  4. My money is on the big monkey...

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  5. Ok. But can he kick Godzilla's ass too? That is debatable. lol!

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  6. *dreams of riding a big Zebra*

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  7. Sure the pony works? :D

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  8. I see an animal theme here. ;p Someone's feeling confident.

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  9. Don't we all wish we could visit some Adam's dreams? ...and watch at a safe distance.

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  10. a man abouts the wilderness...lotza furry animals...creatures of the night...the holiday honeymoon vacation, elephant noises...it all fits now...he needs his fix at the zoomoopoooh, but, don't cross him...he's bound to get a tad excited'n kick the * daylights outta ya once and for all, don't tempt him with any bananas or he'll KingKong you to..!!!...

    with a change of heart at least only as one can tell him 'only in your dreams' with his sweetalk back response...... its gonna be quite! The Zoo since he's moved on up from that pony sale he had to barter for that special stripey zebra--- was no feat, but he's in a happy heehaw now where he gets what he wants...quite unruley that Adam, but that's what floats his boat, dolitle to get a lot...

    being in a riproarin' mood, he sez it's time to join the 'circus; watchin' as we step into this door to his mind, wired for sound...appetizers to follow...and semi-entertainment acts for your enjoyment...includes rope and whipcracking lessons! from dusk to dawn. woowooWhatup! Disco Jungle Party by the Jersey Shore! ...costumes optional...GTL...and then it's back to the plank...shoulda known... :+P

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  11. Oh, yeah, Brits say "zebra" with a short e. And we use that word more here than in the States, because the places that you can legally cross the street are called "zebra crossings." So now I say zebra with a short e like an idiot.

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  12. Can I have permission to use the King Kong line? If I ever get into a fight, I want to use that line, see what happens with it. I bet the fight ends and there is a good laugh!

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  13. Clayton: You offically have our permission to use the King Kong quote in a fight. And I hope you DO kick his ass!

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  14. But I hope you do not get into a fight, nor have the need to use this line. I would hate to think you use this line by way of confrontational avoidance and then get your arse kicked from here to kingdom come!

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  15. Great musings this morning. And I love love LOVE the picture. Would you be willing to share more of your cinema shots?? I bet it was a great wedding decoration. Keep those sleep induced ramblings coming! *and thanks for opening your lives up and sharing with the world just for our amusement.

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  16. Love it all - and yes, Karen, you are a Photoshop Master!!! Digital photography has brought so many wonderful skills into our lives!!!

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  17. Awesome stuff! Love the audio (didn't know Brit's said zebb-rah, neat and StRaNgE lol. Canadians say it zEEbra too ;-)
    Love the audio (yes, I know I said it already, it's a hint, hint nudge nudge for more, More MORE) :-)
    Thank you two! You're great!

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  18. Just wanted to let you know that I just found this blog last night and read the majority of your husband's...colorful phrases outloud to my mom. She laughed so hard that she ended up crying and begging me to stop, which is a trademark of approval in our house. ^_^ Great stuff. Thanks so much for sharing it!

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  19. LOl FAB photo! Bet they gave all your guests quite a chuckle at your wedding.

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  20. "Bring it on King Kong"!!! :-)) :-)) :-))

    I wonder what the outcome of THAT was?! And if there'll be a rematch one of these nights. :-P

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  21. "Bring it on King Kong...." Love it!
    Where does he come up with this stuff?

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  22. How much for the pony? If I had a zebra I would trade.

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  23. Wow - I love the picture, what a fantastic idea!
    Mind if I share the idea with a newly engaged girlfriend?
    Keep it up Adam and Karen and have a wonderful honeymoon!
    Sherri

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  24. Marchalice, I was just about to say that :) And it makes me giggle "course it fucking works" I can just imagine me going to view a potential horse and turning to the owner and asking "does it work?" LOL!

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  25. sherri, be our guest. we had loads of fun taking these pictures and they went down a storm at our wedding. we can't wait to go on honeymoon, no cold, wet london for over two weeks!

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  26. He says Zebra in a way that rhymes with Deborah. I love it!

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  27. I want a zebra too, but there are too many motorcycles in the garage and Smitty's precious BSA takes up all the room!

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  28. Yay your sunshine honeymoon! I'm a bit confused I read the other day that you live in New York. That's the tabloids for you! Love the photo you could set up a company that creates photos for couples/friends etc like that... Just an idea.

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  30. Adam, if ya need to bring the pony to our house, let me know. My husband may not be too happy taking on another one, but it might just fit right in...

    The pic is our Arabian stallion.

    No worries about King Kong around here either. Watch out for his right hook.

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  31. maybe i misunderstood the addition, but i thought it said the rest of the photos would be on the facebook, but i dont see them. am i missing something

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  32. To see the other photos, you'd have to go look at the profile of Sleep Talkin Man the person (not just the fan page).

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  33. the link for the pics is:
    http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=8022607&id=518575789&comments=&alert=#!/photo_search.php?id=100000512628540&aid=289445&auser=518575789

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  34. This blogspot had mee laughing hours on end. Thanks adam and Karen!

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  35. Love this site. Makes me smile every single day. Love you guys!

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  36. Cute picture!

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  37. "Yes, it fucking works!" There's just no end to it. :) :) LOVE when you post the audio!!

    Glad he's not selling the donkey.

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  38. Having trouble with the link but this photo is SO great! And no wonder Adam isn't worried about King Kong. He looked much smaller on television...

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  39. Well, a person ought to be careful about second-hand ponies..... did Adam come clean about the roll-over damage? 7@=Q

    "Yeah well." as film critic Mitchell Prettyplace puts it in his definitive 18-volume study of _King Kong_, "you know, he _did_ love her, folks."

    -Thomas Pynchon, "Gravity's Rainbow"

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  40. Nope, The pony is broken. The zebra, however, runs like a dream...

    Really, Adam, I am absolutely convinced that you were a deranged zookeeper in the last life.

    devon (from chicago)

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  41. I am so in love with this website. Adam...here's wishing you crazy, yet pleasant, dreams from now on!

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  42. Thanks for sharing your wedding table photos. I love the Lady & the Tramp one! :)

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  43. wow i love this.its so funny.i say this on the news one day and just HAD to look this up online.i do and i get this funny stuff XD.i check this site every time i get home from school.dont worry, its not like i havent heard this stuff before hand.well tell Adam to keep up the funny stuff and here's something he should think about: purple vibrating unicorns.(i didn't come up with it my friends did.)

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  44. The "expialidocious" lyrics STM version were posted by Eve in the comments for Feb 2nd. I wanted to let everyone know, so they wouldn't miss out.

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  45. Hahahaha! Very funny! And I love PhotoShop! I'm in Digital Photography class at my high-school and we have to use PhotoShop a lot. But I can't make movies with it. I can make Panoramics.

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  46. Okay dude, what does "7@=Q" mean??? I'm stumped!

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  47. ha ha ha ha... This is hilarious! You are so funny!

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  48. wow, adam is a bear! makes me like this site even more! haha.

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  49. @ KimmieB:" 7@=Q " is an equine smiley - in this case, the equivalent of the classic " :-P ". Hope that helps. 7@=e

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  50. You really need to add the King Kong one to the t-shirts/other products. Please, please, please!

    I would LOVE to walk down the street wearing that phrase on my shirt! ;D

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  51. I'd really like to get a stripy Zebra myself!

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  52. My pony's for sale..... I keep coming back and it makes me laugh everytime! I really want the T-shirt

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  53. lets havve sex

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  54. adam is kinda sexy.. im sure he has a big ol rippin donkey uh, hold.. take me now jungle man!

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