"I'm gonna fucking tear you limb from limb, and use your arm like a loofa and your face to clean my crack and balls. Now just go away."
or click here"To think your mum and dad were sober when they decided to have you. It beggars belief."
Karen's notes: Remember two days ago, when I said it was a whole night of STM at his meanest? These are the other awful things he said. Who IS this man in my bed?!
To my great astonishment, yesterday's quote was a massive hit! It broke the record for "likes" on Facebook, it was retweeted like crazy, and there were so many shout-outs for merch, I had to oblige. It's on shirts, mugs, and mousepads now.
AND, the US shirt shop is doing a special for Mother's Day: free shipping on women's apparel. Use coupon code MAY1.