"Oh the cactus needs a hug! Go on, make it feel needed. Do it, fuck features. Do it now. Caress the spine."
"Of course it's your tomato. You can do what the fuck you want with it. Except have sex with it."
"You can't do that to a jellyfish. I'm calling the authorities. You dirty jelly molester."
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Karen's notes: Well, we certainly have an answer to the question that has niggled at mind: Does Adam talk when I am not present?
I had a lot of trouble figuring out the second half of that first one. I actually had to email the clip back to Adam for a translation. Apparently, "fuck features" is a rarely-used insult, one that Adam himself hasn't used since he was a teenager.
I notice a theme today of intimate behavior with non-human organic entities. Is this symptomatic of Adam missing me? Ugh.