"Would you do me the honour of fucking off to the other side of the world, and staying there for the rest of your miserable life? Thank you!"
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Karen's notes: No sleep talking last night because... no sleep! Poor Adam. His son is sick this weekend, so he slept with Adam in case he had a tough night, and I slept with my step-daughter. Not only was the recorder filled with hours of raucous snoring, but it turns out that his son is a duvet ninja! He can swipe that cover away faster than a hummingbird's wings. And, on top of being bombarded with the adenoidal cacophony, and being fully exposed to the cold night air, Adam also got punched in the back a few times.
Thank god his daughter sleeps like the dead. we'll stick them back together tonight. How else will the rest of us stay entertained?