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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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June 19 2010

"Oh! I've got an idea. Oh, hold the phone. This one stinks of poo. You can own that one. (then in Elvis voice) Thank you very much."

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"Where are we going? I want to know where you're taking me. It's all fun not knowing, but now I'm bored, so FUCKING TELL ME WHERE ARE WE GOING! ... Ooh, I've never been there before! I hope it's good."
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Karen's notes: Ok, that's a bit more like it. Note to self: angry Adam = silent Adam.

This supports my theory that happiness is the source of Adam's sleep talking. I know it's counter-intuitive, given the usual content of his mutterings, but Adam only started sleep talking after he and I got together (neither his parents nor his ex-wife ever heard him talk). And the more settled our life became (we had a lot of very difficult things to contend with for a while-- visa issues, unemployment, and other nasty stuff) the more and more he talked. And now that we have this lovely life together with our adorable doggie in our delightful neighborhood, and Adam has a job he loves, he chatters his head off.

23 comments:

  1. Sounds like sleep-Adam was going on a day-trip!!!

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  2. Adams's sleep talking musings are very child like. Being a student of psychology, I would say his inner child is very content !!!!!

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  3. well, that's just brilliant! i hope he'll always be super happy! :))

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  4. I love the way he said "So fucking tell me where are we going?"

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  5. Proof love makes you crazy! lol j/k.

    oh don't mind me, I just havn't found the one to make me talk in my sleep yet. ;)

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  6. Wow,nice, one of the best read posts so far.

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  7. Why doesn't Adam ever have nightmares?Hes angry or hes happy,hes never scared.

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  8. He always seem to be angry or rude in his sleep when he's happy when he's awake

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  9. @P, above

    Oh, He gets scared sometimes! Remember the pony?

    ..."Someone KILL the fucking pony, he's got my fucking HAND!!!"

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  10. MeThinks it's Adam's ex now who is the source of Adam's cruelest mutterings.

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  11. Does anyone else notice how "I hope it's good" sounds a bit sinister and threatening?

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  12. He probably talks more now because now that his life is settled he gets more REM sleep which is the sleep in which you have dreams.

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  13. For ol' times sake I hope that Adam likes Elvis, There ain't nothing like a song to cheer you up. If you talk in your sleep you could just be the Big boss man.

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  14. First Steve Martin, now Elvis. Classy! So funny, Adam and Karen! Thanks!!!

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  15. I love how Adam's voice changes during the second one. Starts out confused, then anxious, the mad, then kind of content, then sinister. Too funny!

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  16. I know - there's an undertone of "It BETTER be good... or ELSE."

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  17. I'm so glad for you. I love this blog

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  18. I love the sincerity with which you analyze your husband's sleep-talking. It brightens my day every time I read this blog. Just thought you should know you're putting a smile on my face!

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  19. Saw the youtube clip of you and your hubby on a talk morning show and I have to say your husband looks like the guy that plays Poirot (without the stache of course).

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  20. Mighty glad Adam & you found each other. Good to confirm soul mates are for real. Bindu from India

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  21. This blog reminds me of that Freud quote, “Dreams are often most profound when they seem the most crazy”

    I therefore pronounce Adam a sleep talking and ever so slightly tortured genius...well bloody done, keep up the good work!

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  23. LOL!
    OMG THIS IS FK HILARIOUS!!!

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