We had recently settled into bed. I still had my computer open; I hadn't even pressed "record" yet. To my surprise, Adam started chattering away. I wasn't even sure whether he was awake or asleep, so I started trying to interact with him. Here's what I caught once I started recording:Adam: "You're not fitting in!"
Karen: "What do you mean?"
Adam: "I'm not mean."
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Adam: "Fat fucking hummingbird."
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(I guess he told me!)
In the way-too-early hours of the morning, we got these:
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This is a tarsier. They are the most adorable little creatures, very shy, like to keep to themselves. I can't imagine a tarsier would ever do anything that would warrant getting tasered.
On top of that, when I told him what he'd said, Adam had to ask me what a tarsier is. He had absolutely no idea at all.