"Of course I think about your family. I think about them all the fucking time! Christ it's depressing."
or click here"I've got a horrible urge to catch tuna in your stockings. Sustainably, of course."
or click here"Here's an avocado salad. There's danger camouflaged in the green."
or click here__________
Karen's notes: Please God, don't let my mom read the blog today.
Mom, if you are reading, Adam loves you, and he is not talking about my family in reality. For god's sake, the man talks about zombie guinea pigs. He's not well!
As for the avocado salad, it may be useful to know that Adam is allergic to avocado. If he ate one, his head would swell up and explode. I almost broke off the engagement when I found out, but because I am such a forgiving person, I have instead learned to live with this character flaw.