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July 23 2010

"No. No! Not the spatula. No! The spatula strikes back!"

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"Well there, Mr. Mistoffelees. Not so clever now then, are you? Oh well. Mashed-up roadkill, Mr. Cadaverlies."
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Karen's notes: In case you didn't catch it, that was a CATS reference. Here is Mr. Mistoffelees. You can see why Adam might wish to imagine him as roadkill:


25 comments:

  1. oh my... the CATS reference made me laugh! "Mr. Cadaverlies" is too hilarious!

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  3. The CATS reference was great!! XD

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  4. Ah, Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats. I always did adore Mister Mistoffelees. (At least until I saw Team America: World Police.)

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  5. For a moment there I thought it was STM in the picture...

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  6. "The Spatula Strikes Back"

    I assume that one comes in between "Cake Wars: A New Recipe" and "Return of the Mixing Bowl"?

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  7. no, stay away from those cats, and don't you dare even look at rum tum tugger

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  8. That last one begs a shirt with a graphic! Thanks for the morning giggle, as always!

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  9. Old Man Crowder, your comment had me choking on my coffee!!

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  10. God, that last one reminds me of my childhood. My school would have an annual concert and one year right up until the day of the concert our choir teacher had us singing Magical Mr. Mistoffelees. Thanks STM for the flashback.

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  11. Oh hell. I'm already like a bad drug addict with that musical and amusingly enough was having a conversation about it just last night. Now it's stalking me though the blogs I read.

    Misto was always my favorite character but that comment is just too funny. Mr. Cadaverlies.

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  12. Can someone tell me if they use black text on the white or light blue shirts? It doesn't make sense to use white but that is what the preview shows.

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  13. I think the spatula comment needs to be on an apron!

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  14. Karen, are you out there??

    I called Spreadshirt, all of your text is in white. Could you make shirts with black text too? I want to get the light blue or the white shirt but the text won't show up if it is white. Thanks Karen

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  15. Hey Jillian,

    Send me an email, and let me know which quote you want. I'll put it in there for you specially!

    -Karen

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  16. HOW in the hell can this man be so articulate in his sleep??? jeebus thank god for this site, it has made my week@

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  17. Spatula...one of the best words in the English language. I LOVE STM!!!

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  18. Hi Karen,

    I'm not sure of your email address but Adam messaged me on facebook so I replied with my requests. Thanks! I feel very special

    Jillian

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  19. Instantly reminded of the song, "Nobody's Moggy Now".....

    " (something something something), and then that will be that:
    One last, despairing 'MREEEOWL!', and then a squelchy kind of SPLAT!
    And your pussy will be slightly dead, and very, very flat.....
    He's nobody's moggy now." 7@=Q

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  20. "Cadaverlies." He's so clever, even while sleeping!

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  21. I am dying laughing. Oh my god this site is too funny. Mister Mistoffelees!!

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  22. Oh, please, please, put the spatula one on an apron! :D It is great! Just like the jedi cake(was just looking for that in the shop).

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  23. "No. No! Not the spatula. No! The spatula strikes back!"

    Because, you know, "A pirate without treasure is like a monkey without a spatula."

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