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"Finger painting's fun. I need to get some more fingers, though. Give me your fingers. Oh fuck it, I'll just cut 'em off. You've got pretty fingers. I can do some pretty painting with those pretty fingers. Toes, I can use toes! Yay! I'm sorted. Fingers and toes."
I was eating cereal as I listened to the Finger Painting one, which is something that I do not suggest to anyone else. The scent of milk will remain in my nose all day.
Well, 'sorted' used in that way is very English - it's like 'all set', 'good to go', 'taken care of', that kind of thing - but you definitely have a point about what he described being sordid!
And Happy Anniversary, you two... here's to many, many more! :)`
Happy Anniversary! I think it says a lot about how well-matched you are that you bring such joy to each other's lives, Karen by being the presence that allowed STM to come out, and Adam by, well, entertaining Karen nightly!
A year today? WOW! Happy anniversary! My wife and I celebrated our tenth in June. We're both as stubborn as Jersey Mules, but we love each other, and we have a lot of fun together! As long as you have that, the bond just gets stronger and stronger!
off! with the finger tips... it'z f*zn, food for thought... finger foods'n toe foods, foodygoody 's' krautee chop splat! 'n a whack, pretty'n pink... painted ladies , 'n knuckle pops... just only... 'cut 'em off's'
1-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10 fried fingers to fingerprintz, across the board, deeply saturated in funny paint from fingertips one can't afford
oh so pretty for one pretty pennie, a gimme gimme gimmegimme all afinger of speech, finger sandwiches in a finger hut... a 5 finger discount, an account of accountability, all fuzzy to a 5 finger death punch munch munch munch munsch, a chalkful of fingers finger lakes; a pic-ofa 1000 words, ---kungpow snap,wow...kungfuze2utoo, sorta out of sorts "...pretty woman...pretty fingers two..."
Happy Anniversary to you both Adam & Karen! :) I know this is only beginning for you both. You deserve the very best this life has to offer you too. *hugs*
As for me...well I'm coming up on my 5th month anniversary with the guy I am sure will marry me. I'm smitten. *blush*
Happy Anniversary Adam & Karen from a faithful reader!!! Here's wishing tons and bunches and tons of happiness in your marriage for years and years to come!!!
For an anniversary present I will tell you a sleep talking story in return. This weekend my 6 year old daughter (who talks in her sleep) and I went on a mini vacation with my husband's sister. While I was trying to go to sleep I hear my sister-in-law chuckle in her sleep. I then hear, in response, my daughter chuckle in her sleep and then say "yeah, I know." Apparently since I was not asleep I was left out of the conversation.
lol oh karen how do you not laugh your way into a coma every single day~~~~
ReplyDeleteIt's like it was only yesterday he was having nightmares about stinky piglets...
ReplyDeleteI would hope he thinks your fingers are prettiest when they are attached to your hands!!!
ReplyDeleteEvery couple goes through that, at some time one of the two want to have the other ones fingers and toes ;)
ReplyDeleteAww Happy Anniversary Karen and Adam!
ReplyDeletethank you atlanta.
ReplyDeleteHappy One year anniversary. Coincidentally today is my parents' 31st. May yours be just as long!
ReplyDeletewow, 31 years. nope, i want longer!
ReplyDeleteHappy Anniversary!
ReplyDeleteAll this talk of fingers reminds me of Tom Lehrer's "I Hold Your Hand in Mine"... 8^)
I was eating cereal as I listened to the Finger Painting one, which is something that I do not suggest to anyone else. The scent of milk will remain in my nose all day.
ReplyDeleteDo you think maybe he meant he was sordid? Because cutting off fingers and toes is definitely sordid, and not sorted.
ReplyDeleteWell, 'sorted' used in that way is very English - it's like 'all set', 'good to go', 'taken care of', that kind of thing - but you definitely have a point about what he described being sordid!
ReplyDeleteAnd Happy Anniversary, you two... here's to many, many more! :)`
I think the first is
ReplyDelete"Today couldn't have been any more perfect. Oh - knowing you were on a slow train in hell, oh that would be the cherry."
Happy Anniversary Karen & Adam! my anniversary was just on saturday - 35 years for us.
ReplyDelete@WizWom - After relistening, I agreed with you, so i changed it. Thanks! -Karen
ReplyDeleteHappy 1 year! Hope you have many many many more. Thanks for sharing the wonderful nightly quips with us!
ReplyDeleteHappy anniversary, you two! May there be many more to come.
ReplyDeleteHappy Anniversary! I think it says a lot about how well-matched you are that you bring such joy to each other's lives, Karen by being the presence that allowed STM to come out, and Adam by, well, entertaining Karen nightly!
ReplyDeleteHappy Anniversary, don't for get to claim your extra im sorry pressie after that slow train to hell comment!!! Sleeping is no excuse. :P
ReplyDeleteA year today? WOW! Happy anniversary! My wife and I celebrated our tenth in June. We're both as stubborn as Jersey Mules, but we love each other, and we have a lot of fun together! As long as you have that, the bond just gets stronger and stronger!
ReplyDeleteNothing like days when you have no idea whether to be flattered or frightened. lol
ReplyDeleteHappy anniversary!
Happy Anniversary
ReplyDeleteHappy Anniversary, Adam and Karen!!!
ReplyDeleteoff! with the finger tips...
ReplyDeleteit'z f*zn, food for thought...
finger foods'n toe foods,
foodygoody 's' krautee chop
splat! 'n a whack, pretty'n pink...
painted ladies , 'n knuckle pops...
just only... 'cut 'em off's'
1-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10 fried fingers to fingerprintz, across the board,
deeply saturated in funny paint from fingertips one can't afford
oh so pretty for one pretty pennie,
a gimme gimme gimmegimme
all afinger of speech,
finger sandwiches in a finger hut...
a 5 finger discount, an account of accountability,
all fuzzy to a 5 finger death punch
munch munch munch munsch, a chalkful of fingers
finger lakes; a pic-ofa 1000 words,
---kungpow snap,wow...kungfuze2utoo,
sorta out of sorts
"...pretty woman...pretty fingers two..."
cherries jubilee, one year anniversary =)
(fan-againing with today's AdamTalk ;P)
Happy Anniversary Adam and Karen. May this be the first of Zillions!!!!
ReplyDeletethank you everyone for your kind words and wishes. - adam
ReplyDeleteHappy Anniversary Karen & Adam, and people wonder why I wear steel toe capped boots.
ReplyDeleteHappy Anniversary to you both Adam & Karen! :) I know this is only beginning for you both. You deserve the very best this life has to offer you too. *hugs*
ReplyDeleteAs for me...well I'm coming up on my 5th month anniversary with the guy I am sure will marry me. I'm smitten. *blush*
Happy anniversary! Thanks for sharing so many good laughs.
ReplyDeleteI hope to still be reading y'all 50 years from now.
Happy Anniversary, Karen and Adam! I wish for you a long, loving and happy marriage!!!
ReplyDeleteHappy Anniversary Adam & Karen from a faithful reader!!! Here's wishing tons and bunches and tons of happiness in your marriage for years and years to come!!!
ReplyDeleteHAPPY, HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!
ReplyDeleteHappy anniversary! May you have more than you can count on *all* your fingers and toes - just keep 'em intact! 7@=e
ReplyDeleteI figured it wouldn't be long before *somebody* mentioned Tom Lehrer..... 7@=Q
Happy Anniversary!!! I hope you have as many laughs in the coming year as you have given all of us, combined!
ReplyDeleteHappy anniversary! I heard about the sleeptalking adam on the news months ago, and I drop in from time to time. Congrats, stay awesome.
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For an anniversary present I will tell you a sleep talking story in return. This weekend my 6 year old daughter (who talks in her sleep) and I went on a mini vacation with my husband's sister. While I was trying to go to sleep I hear my sister-in-law chuckle in her sleep. I then hear, in response, my daughter chuckle in her sleep and then say "yeah, I know." Apparently since I was not asleep I was left out of the conversation.
ReplyDeleteHappy anniversary, Adam and Karen! Keep it alive! xoxo
ReplyDeleteNice post,not like some boring once,i definitely loved every little bit of it! Thanks for posting..
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Reminds me of Doctor Who, somehow. Especially the "toes!" bit.
ReplyDeleteHappy Annversary you guy´s.
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