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July 26 2010

Here's what my loving husband had to say as our one-year Anniversary dawned this morning...
"Today couldn't have been any more perfect. Knowing you were on a slow train in hell, oh, that would be the cherry."
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"Finger painting's fun. I need to get some more fingers, though. Give me your fingers. Oh fuck it, I'll just cut 'em off. You've got pretty fingers. I can do some pretty painting with those pretty fingers. Toes, I can use toes! Yay! I'm sorted. Fingers and toes."
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At least he thinks my fingers are pretty.

41 comments:

  1. lol oh karen how do you not laugh your way into a coma every single day~~~~

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  2. It's like it was only yesterday he was having nightmares about stinky piglets...

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  3. I would hope he thinks your fingers are prettiest when they are attached to your hands!!!

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  4. Every couple goes through that, at some time one of the two want to have the other ones fingers and toes ;)

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  5. Aww Happy Anniversary Karen and Adam!

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  6. Happy One year anniversary. Coincidentally today is my parents' 31st. May yours be just as long!

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  7. wow, 31 years. nope, i want longer!

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  8. Happy Anniversary!

    All this talk of fingers reminds me of Tom Lehrer's "I Hold Your Hand in Mine"...   8^)

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  9. I was eating cereal as I listened to the Finger Painting one, which is something that I do not suggest to anyone else. The scent of milk will remain in my nose all day.

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  10. Do you think maybe he meant he was sordid? Because cutting off fingers and toes is definitely sordid, and not sorted.

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  11. Well, 'sorted' used in that way is very English - it's like 'all set', 'good to go', 'taken care of', that kind of thing - but you definitely have a point about what he described being sordid!

    And Happy Anniversary, you two... here's to many, many more! :)`

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  12. I think the first is
    "Today couldn't have been any more perfect. Oh - knowing you were on a slow train in hell, oh that would be the cherry."

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  13. Happy Anniversary Karen & Adam! my anniversary was just on saturday - 35 years for us.

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  14. @WizWom - After relistening, I agreed with you, so i changed it. Thanks! -Karen

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  15. Happy 1 year! Hope you have many many many more. Thanks for sharing the wonderful nightly quips with us!

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  16. Happy anniversary, you two! May there be many more to come.

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  17. DesertHeather26 July 2010 16:51

    Happy Anniversary! I think it says a lot about how well-matched you are that you bring such joy to each other's lives, Karen by being the presence that allowed STM to come out, and Adam by, well, entertaining Karen nightly!

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  18. Happy Anniversary, don't for get to claim your extra im sorry pressie after that slow train to hell comment!!! Sleeping is no excuse. :P

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  19. A year today? WOW! Happy anniversary! My wife and I celebrated our tenth in June. We're both as stubborn as Jersey Mules, but we love each other, and we have a lot of fun together! As long as you have that, the bond just gets stronger and stronger!

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  20. Nothing like days when you have no idea whether to be flattered or frightened. lol

    Happy anniversary!

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  21. Happy Anniversary

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  22. Happy Anniversary, Adam and Karen!!!

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  23. Prof. ZzzMAN-ylizer26 July 2010 21:01

    off! with the finger tips...
    it'z f*zn, food for thought...
    finger foods'n toe foods,
    foodygoody 's' krautee chop
    splat! 'n a whack, pretty'n pink...
    painted ladies , 'n knuckle pops...
    just only... 'cut 'em off's'

    1-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10 fried fingers to fingerprintz, across the board,
    deeply saturated in funny paint from fingertips one can't afford

    oh so pretty for one pretty pennie,
    a gimme gimme gimmegimme
    all afinger of speech,
    finger sandwiches in a finger hut...
    a 5 finger discount, an account of accountability,
    all fuzzy to a 5 finger death punch
    munch munch munch munsch, a chalkful of fingers
    finger lakes; a pic-ofa 1000 words,
    ---kungpow snap,wow...kungfuze2utoo,
    sorta out of sorts
    "...pretty woman...pretty fingers two..."

    cherries jubilee, one year anniversary =)

    (fan-againing with today's AdamTalk ;P)

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  24. Happy Anniversary

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  25. Happy Anniversary Adam and Karen. May this be the first of Zillions!!!!

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  26. thank you everyone for your kind words and wishes. - adam

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  27. Happy Anniversary Karen & Adam, and people wonder why I wear steel toe capped boots.

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  28. Happy Anniversary to you both Adam & Karen! :) I know this is only beginning for you both. You deserve the very best this life has to offer you too. *hugs*

    As for me...well I'm coming up on my 5th month anniversary with the guy I am sure will marry me. I'm smitten. *blush*

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  29. Happy anniversary! Thanks for sharing so many good laughs.
    I hope to still be reading y'all 50 years from now.

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  30. Happy Anniversary, Karen and Adam! I wish for you a long, loving and happy marriage!!!

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  31. Happy Anniversary Adam & Karen from a faithful reader!!! Here's wishing tons and bunches and tons of happiness in your marriage for years and years to come!!!

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  32. Happy anniversary! May you have more than you can count on *all* your fingers and toes - just keep 'em intact! 7@=e

    I figured it wouldn't be long before *somebody* mentioned Tom Lehrer..... 7@=Q

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  33. 2manywhiskers27 July 2010 03:46

    Happy Anniversary!!! I hope you have as many laughs in the coming year as you have given all of us, combined!

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  34. Happy anniversary! I heard about the sleeptalking adam on the news months ago, and I drop in from time to time. Congrats, stay awesome.
    -Noah

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  35. For an anniversary present I will tell you a sleep talking story in return. This weekend my 6 year old daughter (who talks in her sleep) and I went on a mini vacation with my husband's sister. While I was trying to go to sleep I hear my sister-in-law chuckle in her sleep. I then hear, in response, my daughter chuckle in her sleep and then say "yeah, I know." Apparently since I was not asleep I was left out of the conversation.

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  36. Happy anniversary, Adam and Karen! Keep it alive! xoxo

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  38. Reminds me of Doctor Who, somehow. Especially the "toes!" bit.

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