"I'm giving out tickets. Five minute slots to stand next to me. One at a time. Enjoy yourself."
or click here"You speak your mind, I punch your face. I think it's a fair exchange. We'll both be hurting."
or click here__________
Karen's notes: It's a classic STM day: One self-aggrandizing, one insult!
Thanks to the couple of readers earlier who helped me figure out the "I punch your face" phrase, which I could not decipher for myself.
And thank you also to everyone who expressed their concern for us on Saturday. It was the first time in many months that there was no blog entry. Even when we are going away, I pre-schedule them, and I was very sad to break my sterling record. Ah well, all is back as it should be.
I'd like to submit a "mishear". I think he may have said "You speak your mind; I punch your face"... makes more STM sense that way, dunnit?
ReplyDeleteI think maybe he's saying "I punch your face." I'm not entirely sure though since he says is so quickly.
ReplyDeleteyeah it sounds more like "I punch your face" to me
ReplyDelete"You speak your mind, I punch your face. I think it's a fair exchange. We'll both be hurting." I loooooove it:D
ReplyDeleteKaren/Adam - you keep this up and you're going to have to get a patent on Adam!
ReplyDeleteLol, pretty soon you can quit your "normal" jobs and live off the income of the shirts and other items you sell.
Karen - I'm envious of you. I wish I had someone that entertaining to sleep with!
As always, thanks for starting my day off with grins and giggles.
I have played with the thought of making a videogame - with this audio. Just think about it, how funny wouldn't it be to run around killing people (or something) and randomly saying such things as these. Haha! Love it. :)
ReplyDeleteFor some unknown reason I think Adam says the second one in an Italian accent, "You speaka your mind, I puncha your face"
ReplyDelete(=D) Sleep Talkin' Man is very aware of who he is, what he is, where he is, when he does what he does, and why he is the One and Only one who speaketh... IT! hmmm...
ReplyDeleteHe is a One Man Attraction Showstopper! and proud of it to a mindbender status ;}
Everyone join in on his Circus of the MindSet.
He's relishing The Spotlight of reaching out to reachin'in...come...
On the couch of the turned~into~Prof...Mr. STM has caused quite a stirring in our consciousness-subconsciously i may add, what a funny gift he expells in every direction...hehe
Spelled out to outspeak wakin'Adam outta his mind in ~~~waves...another applause to his stature as a unique talent that Britain's got...that was my 5 mins. like sent in an envelope from afar as a next best thing to being there to encapsule 'his' knowledge of the Air Male, by air mail...
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bada bing. bada boom. bada bump. 'ouch' fair enough.
(refunds-NOT avaaailable) ---i got.it.
--- with a hint of a smile, and an
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--- quitely enjoying One'ssSelf to speak, Th!nk into Communication Vocation in Avocation, and quite the Vacation it is! IT wuz worth every penny for your THOUGHTZzz, un-prof.-ersly speakin'
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ReplyDeleteKnock Out punch for KNOCK OUT Punches: to our being.
a knock knock; who's there... in the making :p
...take a number.
@ Sparky - that's awesome! :)
ReplyDeleteThat's more like it! Although, the cake sounded good too lol.
ReplyDeleteGreat stuff STM aka Adam!
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ReplyDeleteHahah, the 'You speak your mind; I punch your face' one reminds me of something that a character named Spike from the T.V. show Angel (A follow up to Buffy The Vampire Slayer) said:
ReplyDelete"First off, no more punching me in the face. Secondly, when I punch you in the face,you tell me how you feel, so i can write that down on my clipboard. Third, no touching my clipboard!" Hahah, Spike, How i love him!
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