"Right, like I joined to get fit. I joined for the mirrors!"
or click here"Scuse me. 'Scuse me, have you got a- Oh! Sorry, wrong shop."
or click here"Oh! It's so cute. Now put it back in the fucking box. It makes me want to puke."
or click here__________
Karen's notes: Adam just joined a new gym, and yesterday he worked out for the first time in over a year. If I had known his true motivation, I would have hidden all our mirrors to get him to join earlier!
In the second one, I imagine he's out shopping for, like, a new spatula, and he suddenly realizes that he's entered a hard-core sex shop.
As for the final one... I don't know. What's cute and comes in a box?