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Aug 16 2010

"Kiss you? I'd rather lick my granny's genital sores. GURGH!"

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Karen's notes: This is one I saved from Saturday night. Adam and I had an extensive debate on how to spell that final expression of disgust.

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15 comments:

  1. I don't know whether to burst into a giggling fit or go find a vomit bag...

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  2. Note to self, stop reading this while eating honey nut shredded wheat :p you guys crack me up though!

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  3. Okay, STM has finally managed to gross me out! That is totally disgusting lmao! Bleah!

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  4. Should we be worried that STM even *knows* about Granny's particular medical problem?

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  5. Well! I'm with anonymous 11:32 on that one! How indeed would STM be privy to this information? Perhaps STM and STM's Granny have an uncommon amount of freak! Or perhaps STM is channeling a spirit raised in the State of Arkansas here in The United States? I've heard that such practices are common there! GURGH, indeed!

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  6. Eeeeeek!!! :X

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  7. Lol reminds me of a disgusting joke I heard years ago...
    "Fellating an old aged pensioner is like eating a pork pie... first you knock off the crust, then you lick out the jelly, then you get to the meat!"

    Put me off pork pies for a while XD

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  8. Anybody know a really really really really really REALLY good psychologist?

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  9. Sparky, if you find one, please pass along his number!

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  10. While we are on the subject of geriatric genetalia, and jokes, I must share one of my favorites...

    Why don't old people have sex...?
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    Ever try pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich?


    I'm sorry I know it's wrong, but it really is my favorite joke in the world, and I had to share.

    Good luck to those of you seeking a psychologist. I gave up on that a long time ago.

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  11. And I respond with "oh ugh!"

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  12. Hmmm..... strictly speaking, I think it should be "GEUUHH"..... 7X=Q

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