"Before you begin, I'd just like to make it clear that I don't have the energy for a fake conversation."
or click here"I'm in a totally zen-like state… Can't you tell how fucking zen I am?!"
or click here"Shoot the wig! Shoot it! Don't let it get up again. Oh, that's the third rabid toupee we've had this week. Something wrong. Very wrong."
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