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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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Oct 18 2010

"That's it. I'm going to have to call an intervention on your stupidness. I think it will take the form of a brick."

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Karen's notes: I love this one!

This is from the nest-egg. Having dined at an all-you-can-eat steakhouse last night, I think we can conclude that meat consumption is inversely proportional to nighttime verbalization.

Added later: I just had to put this one on merch. First one in a while. It'll all be up by tonight.


13 comments:

  1. That WOULD explain his sleepy hatred of vegetarians... His sleep-talking is simply a meat-deficiency, and his subconscious is trying to verbalize it.

    I guess it becomes a moral dilemma then. Feed him more meat to keep his sleep restful, or feed him less meat to entertain the world.

    You should ask him. While he's asleep.

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  2. OMG I want to put this one on a bill board and as a bumper sticker LOL Not that I have bumper stickers, but if I had one this would be it. I'd also like to wear this to a meeting at work.... Somedays I cant make it through without STM's comments :)

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  3. I'm with you on this one Karen. I think this would be one shirt that will sell like hotcakes! As always, thanks for the chuckles.

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  4. I feel like that a lot at work.

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  5. hope ya'll don't mind.... I'm gonna steal this one!!!

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  6. Oh... I was going to say what Frank said, but he already said it.

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  7. Not skinny dip/chunky dunk? That was my favorite ever!

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  8. STM's channeling Ignatz Mouse now........ the li'l anjil....... 7@=Q

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