"That's it. I'm going to have to call an intervention on your stupidness. I think it will take the form of a brick."
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Karen's notes: I love this one!
This is from the nest-egg. Having dined at an all-you-can-eat steakhouse last night, I think we can conclude that meat consumption is inversely proportional to nighttime verbalization.
Added later: I just had to put this one on merch. First one in a while. It'll all be up by tonight.
That WOULD explain his sleepy hatred of vegetarians... His sleep-talking is simply a meat-deficiency, and his subconscious is trying to verbalize it.
ReplyDeleteI guess it becomes a moral dilemma then. Feed him more meat to keep his sleep restful, or feed him less meat to entertain the world.
You should ask him. While he's asleep.
OMG I want to put this one on a bill board and as a bumper sticker LOL Not that I have bumper stickers, but if I had one this would be it. I'd also like to wear this to a meeting at work.... Somedays I cant make it through without STM's comments :)
ReplyDeleteI'm with you on this one Karen. I think this would be one shirt that will sell like hotcakes! As always, thanks for the chuckles.
ReplyDeleteLMAO! Love it!
ReplyDeleteI feel like that a lot at work.
ReplyDeletehope ya'll don't mind.... I'm gonna steal this one!!!
ReplyDeleteOh... I was going to say what Frank said, but he already said it.
ReplyDeleteNot skinny dip/chunky dunk? That was my favorite ever!
ReplyDeleteSTM's channeling Ignatz Mouse now........ the li'l anjil....... 7@=Q
ReplyDelete@long: Please stop spamming the blog.
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ReplyDeleteI could never visit these "all you can eat restaurants". The quality cannot be the best. My viwe only. Just sayin!!
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