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Oct 2 2010

"I wanna put a dog in charge. They don't start wars. They just want love. And to sniff bums. Yeah, sniff bums. Sniff."

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Karen's notes: No talking last night, this is from the nest egg.

What a wonderful knack STM has for resolving the world's most complex problems with the simplest solutions. If only he ruled us all.

Posted by Karen Slavick-Lennard at 10:05

14 comments:

  1. Snugs722 October 2010 at 10:15

    love the giggling yeah...too funny

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  2. Anonymous2 October 2010 at 13:28

    If STM ruled the world, the vegetarians would have to go into hiding!

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  3. Sarah2 October 2010 at 14:00

    http://www.cracked.com/article_16275_9-most-devastating-insults-from-around-world.html

    ..... i think you could pull a quote or two from STM and add it to that site :)

    always such a pleasure to wake up to your hilarity each morning!!

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  4. Emily2 October 2010 at 15:11

    Wasn't there some dictator or something somewhere at some time that actually DID want to put his dog in charge when he died? His advisers told him yes on his deathbed, but then put someone else in charge after he died.

    I might be messing up the details, but I thought I heard that somewhere. (Or did I just make that up?)

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  5. Anonymous2 October 2010 at 15:15

    Unfortunately I think alot of countries DO have dogs in charge.... politicians who manage to get laid but don't do anything constructive

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  6. Anonymous2 October 2010 at 16:25

    I vote Molly for President of the US and Prime Minister of the UK. Everyone has to do a daily bum sniff to be part of Congress or Parliament.

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  7. Anonymous2 October 2010 at 17:25

    Except, of course, for us vegetarians and lentil-lovers!

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  8. Anonymous2 October 2010 at 17:42

    @Emily,

    It was the ancient Roman emperor Caligula that wanted to put a HORSE in charge after he died. Close I suppose :) Horses still want love too... and food. Who doesn't want food? :D

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  9. crabbycrocheter2 October 2010 at 18:38

    please put this on a shirt!!!!!!!!!!!
    we're having elections in massive2shits (massachusettes)

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  10. stoney132 October 2010 at 20:50

    In Dog We Trust!

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  11. Marilyn B2 October 2010 at 23:53

    My American bulldog endorses this new form of government, dog-ocracy. He believes a platform of more breakfast and dinner times through out the day and a robust schedule of walking where people pet you and give you treats, interspersed with frequent napisodes would be a winning platform. Vote for Buster!

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  12. LA/wts3 October 2010 at 01:33

    @Anon at 17:42:

    Actually, Caligula made his horse, Incitatus, a Senator - and would have made him a Consul; but he was dissuaded by the rest of the Senate, who pointed out that the horse didn't have the proper financial qualifications for the office....

    As for dogs not starting wars: well, they've never had a chance to. Who knows? We might find ourselves blundering into the Hundred Years' War against the Squirrels....... 7@=Q

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  13. Anonymous5 October 2010 at 03:42

    I would buy this on a tee shirt!

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  14. Dori the Giant2 November 2010 at 10:31

    I'm curious about the brilliant things he thinks of when he's actually awake.

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