"Frozen yogurt is ice cream for pussies."
or click here"Shhhh. Shhh... Nope. I can't shush myself. Shhh... See? Totally ignoring me. Shhh. Stop it! Argh!"
or click here"You're second on my bitch list. Second to your fucking reflection. Tosser."
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I love ice cream but for some reason frozen yogurt cures my heart burn peach froyo and I are best friends.
ReplyDeleteI love the way he says 'stop it' xD
ReplyDeleteMiow!
ReplyDeleteRofl...Adam comes up with the best insults I've ever seen! I have to make sure I'm not drinking anything when I come here each day. I don't think my monitor could handle Pepsi running down the screen.
ReplyDeleteI think that "Ssh" one belongs in my classroom!! It is exactly what my students do!
ReplyDeleteOkay, please excuse my ignorance of British euphemisms, but what is a "tosser"? Anyone?
ReplyDeleteIt's roughly equivalent to "wanker".
ReplyDeleteSTM...You're getting funnier and funnier as the days go by.
ReplyDeleteI totally look forward to starting my day by reading your ramblings.
lmao every one of these is pure class
ReplyDeleteSTM is like the stock market...sometimes a bit soft and ends with a fizzle. today, STM came roaring back strong and ended on a fantastic high note. time to go invest in the market
ReplyDeletelol I like frozen yogurt though....
ReplyDeleteI like frozen yogurt. I like ice cream too, mind you, but frozen yogurt reminds me of the soft serve mom used to buy me as a child.
ReplyDeleteI love the second one. "Totally ignoring myself" lolol!
ReplyDeleteRight, this is completely random, but one of the kids I nanny for introduced me to this poem. Right away I though of STM...
ReplyDeleteVegetarian
Vegetarians are cruel unthinking people.
Everybody knows that carrots scream when they are grated
That a peach bleeds when torn apart.
Do you believe an orange insensitive
to thumbs gouging out its flesh?
That tomatoes spill their brains
painlessly? Potatoes, skinned alive
and boiled, the soil’s little lobsters.
Don’t tell me it doesn’t hurt
when peas are ripped from their overcoats,
the hide flayed off sprouts,
cabbage shredded, onions beheaded.
Throw in the trowel and lay down the hoe.
Mow no more. Let my people go!
Roger McGough
That second one would make a great ringtone! It seems very true to those times when you're in public and your phone just won't shut up! lol.
ReplyDeleteOkay but then where does frozen custard belong?
ReplyDeleteHa, ha, ha. I've always hated frozen yogurt (and the word "froyo"). But where I live has a Baskin Robbins, a Tutti Melani, a juice place, a frozen yogurt place, and another frozen yogurt place is coming soon. One of my favorite news radio shows did a piece on the proliferation of yogurt shops today and now STM hits the meme. Brain freeze!
ReplyDeleteI found your site from Pumpkin Delight. I love it. I’m going to poke around a little bit, but don’t worry I’ll put everything back where I found it!!
ReplyDeletehaha makes me want to start my very own "bitch list"
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