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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

20101025

Oct 25 2010

"There's no evolution. Just a bunch of animals I decided not to kill."

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"The Chicken Perm: for when ruffling feathers simply isn't enough. I think that'll work. Right, off to the chicken farm. (calls to chickens?) Chup chup chup chup chup chup chup! Here, chup chup chup chup..."
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Karen's notes: I must admit, Adam's first declaration is not entirely original. Anyone who has kept themselves up-to-date concerning facts about Chuck Norris will recognize it.

Totally unrelated plug: If you've been reading the blog for a while, you know that we spent our honeymoon in February volunteering at an elephant sanctuary. This coming February, we've decided to head to Ecuador to volunteer at a primate sanctuary. If anyone wants to read about where we're going, or even contribute a few bucks/quid toward the sanctuary, go here.


39 comments:

  1. Ah, but is Adam up to date on Chuck Norris, or did he come up with it independently?

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  2. hypocrite !!!!!!!

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  3. I don't care if it's not original...he said it in His Sleep!!!! Even when I speak in my sleep it's usually things like 'unhhh I"M IN THE LIBRARY.' Or 'Grrr, stop moving.' Not exactly the side splitting stuff Adam emits.

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  4. stm writes the script and chuck norris has the lead. what a film

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  5. multi-lingual, including animal and demonic languages. abuses cupcakes with pink icing. secretly wants to kill vegans. And now, impersonations.... what next?
    those are just among a few things that STM says.... now you want to take him to a gorilla sanctuary? oh boy..... the jockularity from imagining that image is hilarious.

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  6. ah but Chuck Norris has commented on that 'fact'. He doesn't believe in evolution, but he does believe in God and has said that without him he has no power but through him he can do all things.
    its on the Wiki Chuck Norris facts page

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  7. I love the idea of the monkey sanctuary...what a wonderful cause! Hopefully it will inspire some more hilarious quotes from Adam...just donated $10.

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  8. Mrs. Rochester25 October 2010 15:06

    adam's equating himself with chuck norris? that's dangerous.... look out!

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  9. Thanks Sarah! You are the first name on our donors page: http://home.earthlink.net/~adam.karen/monos_donors.html

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  10. I don't believe in evolution either. It's not logical when you really look at it. The earth would have to be way older then scientists claim for life to have come about by random chance.

    Personally, I prefer Bruce Campbell facts to Chuck Norris ones.

    http://www.brucefacts.com/

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  11. @Jamisings: back to school with you! I don't think you realize how old the earth is.

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  12. I think the first comment would make for a great Wallace and Grommet episode.

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  13. I love the second one. I live in a town that is overridden in chickens, and that is just totally awesome!!! We even do a chicken festival.

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  14. I have some questions for you, and if you feel like volunteering extra information that I haven't specifically asked for, then that would be fabulous!

    Basically, how did you find the monkey sanctuary, and do you have to pay to go, or not? What about any other conservation projects you've done? How many of those have you done, and did they cost any money/where were they/etc etc whatever information is applicaple which may give rise to more questions, if you have the time, and thank you very much.

    Also, thank you very much for the birthday audio!!! Muchly amusing!!

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  15. As an Australian, I guarantee Adam is saying "chook chook chook" not "chup chup chup". It is a common way for 'English speaking peoples' to call their chickens. Check here: http://www.worldwidewords.org/qa/qa-cho2.htm

    Love the blog! Keep it up!

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  16. Personally, I prefer chicken Parm' to chicken perm...... 7@=Q

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  17. Well he says stuff that makes more sense than what I say when I'm sleeping.

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  18. Emma - Drop us an email, and I'll do my best to answer your questions!

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  19. Wow! I think that it is so great that you did that on your honeymoon! You have inspired me to do something like that if and when i get married. Lol!
    Have fun in Equador!
    From Australia

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  20. What Kerri said! Chook chook chook - that's how you call them in NZ (aka Middle-Earth) as well.

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  21. New to this blog (after seeing you on Most Annoying People), loving it. It is actually making me lol. Just had to post after this entry. Amazing that you did that for a honeymoon! And awesome that your planning on going to help primates. I'm planning on something similar next year. Hope all goes well, and yay for pugging good causes as well as making people laugh.

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  22. * plugging ooops

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