"Yeah. Life's a bitch. Hello, Life. Marry me."
or click here"I'd say welcome to the School of Life, but you wouldn't pass the entrance exam. Dickhead."
or click here"They can't climb the cushion mountain. Far too much risk of avalanche. Molly mountain goats kicking down the rugs. Must find another way around. Must. I must get to Ice Cream Valhalla."
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Karen's notes: That last one is just plain out there.
Molly = our little beagle
Valhalla = Viking heaven