"Where are you? Where aaaaaare yoooouu? Where have you gone? Helllooooooo? Hellooooooo? Where are yooo-oou-uuu? Where aaaaare you? (whimpering) Where ARE you?! (more whimpers) Oh! Theeeere you are. Right: FUCK OFF! Fuck off better next time, that's for sure."
or click here"I'm an aura stalker. I will seek you out. Yes, you will be mine."
That was from yesterday. I want you all to imagine me listening to it for the first time, thinking, "Oh, that's so sweet. His first night without me, and he's desperately searching for me." I really should know better by now.
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Yes, you should, Karen!
ReplyDeleteAura stalker=brilliant.
ReplyDeletePoor Karen! I can just see your face getting all soft and your eyes all gooey - and then he ruins it.
ReplyDeleteAura stalker, LMAO.
"I'm an aura stalker."
ReplyDeleteWhat is that? A cross between a new-age hippie and a vampire?
Awwww Karen - I am sure the first bit was Adam & the rest STM!!
ReplyDelete@Andreas - sounds more like a psychic vampire to me. One of those people whom claim they draw energy from feeding off the auras/psychic energy of other people.
ReplyDeleteI admit, I didn't read before listening so I was initially like Awwwww he misses her. THEN Fuck off!
ReplyDeletePoor Karen.
But I did laugh.
Poor STM...all by himself and defensive about it!
ReplyDeleteHey, you are missing something. And it's something SINISTER.
ReplyDeleteAdam is saying 'Auror'.
As any Harry Potter fan will know, an 'Auror' is the Ministry of Magic version of the special forces (SEAL or SAS). They hunt out dark wizards.
But Adam is speaking the words of a disciple of Lord Voldemort. (Or possibly Voldemort himself. As Voldemort says, "Do not kill the Potter boy. I must be the one to kill him.")
Karen, wow, are you sharing your life with one of Voldemort's Death Eaters?
Come to think of it, doesn't Adam work in the movie business? Is he taking too much of his work home with him?
ReplyDeleteIt starts off and continues so lovely, and then STM intervenes, hehehe.
ReplyDeleteIn the first one it sounds like he's playing hide and seek, with the whole "fuck off better next time."
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That first one reminds me of me looking for some object that has inexplicably vanished.........only to rematerialize in some absurd location... 7@=Q
ReplyDeleteIt actually does sound rather a lot like Auror...
ReplyDeletelol was thinking the first one was going to be all nice and cuddlely wanting Karen back at his side.... your not the only one that was fooled Karen.
ReplyDeleteHelllooooooo? Hellooooooo?
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