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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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Nov 23 2010

"You don't make any sense. You must be part of the alien menace. Stop with the retarded hand gestures already. Stop!"

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That was from the nest egg. The only thing I found in the recording from last night was this emotional roller coaster of chuckles and whimpers:


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Karen's notes: I'm really impressed by the two people who bought "I'm so cute" baby onesies. Someone even bought two!

And I've added iPad sleeves for the holidays!


9 comments:

  1. LMAO - that INSTANTLY made me think of this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQDZOFhvabY

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  2. Was that a kazoo that trumpeted in the beginning of the second clip? How did STM make that sound?

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  3. If your speakers aren't ALL the way up, it sounds like STM is purring at the end...

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  4. He must be watching rappers :D

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  5. It makes me sad that the first time I have felt strongly enough about a post to make a comment is because of offensive language. I'm not talking about the swears, insults, etc. I'm talking about the derogatory use of the word retarded. Most people don't even realize how offensive it is, but as someone who works with many people with disabilities, I realize how demoralizing it can be to those people's self image. I know this is STM and not Adam, but this use of the word had to get into his consciousness somehow! I, and many others, would really appreciate it if everyone was aware of the impact of using this word this way.

    My mom and I read the posts here every morning and we crack up! We've even introduced many of our friends to the blog :)

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  6. Anonymous@11:41: Yes, yes it is offensive. But we have to understand that STM is the darker side of Adam's pysche, the side that just out and says words without self-censoring it to save somebody's feelings.

    The completely uncensored nature of STM is part of what makes this site funny — often darkly so. We wouldn't be amused by a waking person walking around insulting vegetarians, but when it comes out of the mouth of a sleeping man, it's somehow hilarious.

    So by all means point out that it's not a word that people should be using, but at the same time please try to avoid the implication that Karen should be censoring STM's utterances — if she did, the site would lose a lot of its honesty, and its humour.

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  7. that would have been us who bought the 2 i'm so cute.... baby onesies. a friend of ours has just had twin girls and we thought they'd be perfect! maybe we'll even post some pictures (parents allowing!) when they've grown into them!

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  8. So, i couldn't remember exactly what the "im so cute..." quote contained, and you were so impressed with people actually buying it that i just had to track it down. i go into the shop, click on the baby section, and i laughed so hard that i started crying! lmao, this site brings me nothing but happiness, i love you guys!
    Happy Holidays from Chicago
    :)

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