"I like the way you look. The way you walk. Your eyes... But your voice, dear god, your voice!"
or click here"Next time you come over, I'm definitely gonna throw a party.... After you leave."
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Merch news: Spreadshirt has added another promo for the last few days of November. This one is for 25% off orders of $40 min or more, and it's in the US shop only:
(It took me a minute to figure this one out. You know how the day after Thanksgiving is called Black Friday, because everyone descends on the shops for the big sales? Apparently, the Monday after Thanksgiving is the biggest online shopping day of the year, and has come to be called Cyber Monday.)
The buy-4-get-1-free is still on for 4 more days! But you have to choose one of the promos, can't do both.
STM: Building you up then bringing you down since 2009.
ReplyDeleteAnd it takes a fool to endure all that.
ReplyDelete*STM: Building you up then bringing you down to the red room since 2009.
ReplyDeleteIs he dreaming about Fran Drescher?
ReplyDeleteYea, I kind of stalk people's dreams but when I appear there people stop having dreams and odd words flow through their mouths instead. And no matter how much of a fucking femme fatale I, Fran am, I can only afford to have one black friday. Only one. One. One. Wtf, keylogger? One. One.
ReplyDelete"I like the way you look. The way you walk. Your eyes... But your voice, dear god, your voice!"
ReplyDelete-- Karen, that one strikes me as something Matthew Sheffield from "The Nanny" would say.
both of them, great stuff!
ReplyDeleteI thought it was Maxwell Sheffield....
ReplyDeleteBeen seeing much of Sarah Palin (or hearing her) across the pond?
ReplyDeleteI was thinking of David Beckham with the first quote. He's got the voice of a 15 year old.
ReplyDeletebwahahaha I love them. I know only a few the first one will work with, but oh my god, the second one fits for everyone that I know! bwahahaha
ReplyDeleteIt is Maxwell Sheffield, not Matthew.
ReplyDelete@ Anon...personally, I've never stopped drooling over his photos long enough to be bothered listening to Beckham speak! ;)
ReplyDeleteI actually thought "The Nanny" when I heard that first one, too! Maybe that weird Americanish STM likes sitcoms? And I'm sorry, but that second one MUST be used on a card. I BEG of you. I owe my friends for various cards of ribbing such as my recent birthday card of something along the lines of "Through all the bad times, you're always right there next to me... because it's all your fault." Avenge me! :K
ReplyDeleteJust a thing about american black friday it is called black friday because on average it is when retail companies are no longer "in the red" and are a making a profit for the year because people are now thinking about Christmas. So to encourage even more shopping and spending they started having big sales.
ReplyDeleteAdam you are funny :)
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