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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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Dec 2 2010

"My invisibility is wearing off. You can't see me. I am not here."

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"I declare today will be eat vegetables day. And kill animals. Oh yeah."
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"I loved it, and then I set it free. And now, I will hunt it down and kill it."
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Karen's notes:

invisibility - We saw Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows last night.

"And kill animals" - Adam really does love animals. Please believe me.

"I loved it..." - Presumably, STM's version of the adage, "If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it's yours. If not, it was never meant to be."


21 comments:

  1. Lol, that last one... so funny...

    All the films are nothing in compared to the books, Was deathly hallows any good? I saw the last one and didn't think it was nearly as good as the other films.

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  2. I agree, Benjamin, totally disappointed by the last one. This one is much better.

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  3. good morning baby.. i am suffering already!

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  4. lol i love it been reading all this for weeks now what a top guy ha ha :) dale yorkshire uk

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  5. I love animals, too! They're delicious :D

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  6. I am so using the last one as often as possible! (hope you don't mind!!)
    Canada

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  7. I'm from the South (in the US) and I know that the last quote would totally be loved by most Southern people who like to hunt lol (I'm not the hunting type myself...just saying)

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  8. The modified comment, which has been around since the 70s - If you love something, set it free. If it doesn't come back, hunt it down and kill it.

    STM just Anglicized it

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  9. back to vegan bashing I see.... lol though in a more subtle way than before. smooth STM smooth! *wink*

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  10. My parents live in a very rural area and my mom is a lover of fauna as well. Sometimes she will find an injured or starving little thing and nurse it back to health (rabbits, deer, etc.). My dad and several of his friends are deer hunters. That last quote is perfect for them :)

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  11. Yeah, I had a button with the last saying on it back when I was a kid in the 80s. It's not original to STM. Doesn't make it any less funny, though. :)

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  12. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bfcsaFPclA

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  13. Three gems! I "heart" Sleep Talkin' Man!

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  14. I cannot be the only one who wants the "invisible" line on a shirt, printed on starkly-obvious block-lettering.

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  15. karen you better watch out if he ever sets you free...

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  16. please please PLEASE #3 on merchandise! For the hunters, it'd be great on a hat. For all the ex-spouses, shirts and mugs should do. heh heh heh Been looking forward to this month all year-you two are going to make my holiday shopping easy. THANK YOU

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  17. Reading this blog makes me a) laugh like hell and b) consider reading dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde again.

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  18. My invisibility is wearing off

    Classic

    www.jarenterprise.net

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  19. My parents had a a bumper sticker of that when I was growing up. If you love something, set it free. If it doesn't come back, hunt it down and kill it! Cracked my mom up every time she looked at it. lol

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  20. I belive it was some fucked up serial killer that said it in the first place... Can't remember his name now.

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