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Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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Dec 26 2010

(sort of singing) "Do re mi... fucking so la ti do, arsehole."

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"I need warblers. Not Wombles, warblers! Yes, there's a fucking difference! Gotta keep my people happy."
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And then there was the wake-up, at 3 am:


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(transcript below)
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Karen's notes:
Do Re Mi: It turns out they always show The Sound of Music during Christmas here in the UK. Personally, I prefer It's A Wonderful Life.

The Wombles: Another one of Adam's childhood TV programs, all about recycling. Adam read yesterday that the creator has passed away. And, yes, he did make me watch an episode. It was a lot like Bagpuss.

STM: DICKHEAD!!
ADAM: Oh!
KAREN: Oh, Baby.
ADAM: And a merry Christmas to one and all.
KAREN: Who's a dickhead?
ADAM: You calling me a dickhead?
KAREN: No.
ADAM: Did I upset you?
KAREN: No, you called the entire neighborhood a dickhead.
ADAM: By name?
KAREN: No.
ADAM: Sorry everyone! Don't take it personally.


14 comments:

  1. They show Sound of Music a lot around Christmas in the US, too. Never could figure out why.

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  2. Bad enough that people keep singing My Favorite Things as a Christmas song - IT IS NOT A CHRISTMAS SONG! Heck, for that matter, truthfully neither is We Need A Little Christmas - Mame sings that in the middle of SUMMER.

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  3. Let it Snow is a perfectly fine song for any snowy day with your sigoth, but it gets appropriated, too. Christmas: it takes everything.

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  4. Has Adam been watching Glee? Because there are Warblers are in Glee. They sing quite well, too.

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  5. Id like to say its nice that STM has recognized the greatness that is Wombles.
    Sad to hear of Elisabeth, the shows creator, who died on Xmas eve. RIP.

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  6. I like the little sneer after "sol la ti do...". So there.

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  7. About the reveal: Of course, STM appears to have a much more modest agenda than Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged in the old "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"....... who made it his mission to insult every sentient being in the Universe....... 7@=Q

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  8. Almost fell off my chair with "do re me"... it's like the VonTrapp children went over to the darkside.

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  9. Sound of music is a tradition in Canada to for Christmas!

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  10. Anyone else notice STM has a thing for Julie Andrews? First Mary Poppins with (stupidfuckingcuntybullocks...expealidocious) and now he's singing her music from Sound of Music. Of course, he adds his own special twist, but still...

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  11. XD You guys make my day, every day just so you know. When I get home, or wake up, in a terrible mood I'll listen to the audio files and they always make me smile.

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  12. Its interesting that STM mentioned the wombles, as sadly Elizabeth Beresford, the creator of the Wombles, died on Christmas Eve aged 84. I know I will miss her for the fun times watching the Wombles.

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  13. You guys are great i've just seen your interview on Uk Tv (BBC) Annoying people.

    Love the interview and the story.

    Happy Holidays x

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