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Dec 9 2010

WEDNESDAY REWIND: The Backhand Compliment

STM has truly perfected the art of abusive flattery. Here we have a few examples of his particular brand of biting praise:

(Okay, okay, so I missed it yesterday. Just play along, alright?)
"You certainly are incredible. A perfect example of genetics gone wrong. Now go stand in the corner and dribble or do something just as intelligent."
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"Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you."
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"I do like your eyes. Mmmm-hmmm. Shoved up your fuckin arse so I can see the shit you create. Bye-bye!"
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"As a vacuous cum bucket, you're perfect."
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14 comments:

  1. These are such lovely compliments! Haha

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  2. hahahaha cantstoplaughing hahaha imeanfuckyouverymuch haha
    eh
    eh
    eh

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  3. I thought today was Thursday...

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  4. did I take my eyetacles too deep up... in my gastroenteral tact?

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  5. and what thursday?9 December 2010 at 18:15

    humiliaTHion Thursday for our special mental guests? right on time then.

    hehe

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  6. Thoughtless Thursday for those who are too vacuous to appriciate sarcasm? very good indeed!

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  7. Thehonest Thursday when anyone is free to let others know what honestly thinks of them but is too much of a chickenshit to let it them know face to face? my ideas are getting better but oh... I forgot they keep tending towards the perfection of being a cockshit, the most I can ever achieve in my life, right, hun?

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  8. but sure, it's not my fault9 December 2010 at 18:22

    so you can't be blamed for insulting me directly, it must be my fucked up mom and dad who were generous enough to give me my pathetic existence thus you saying anything is not addressed to me directly, so in case anyone was wondering you didn't mean any harm, and it's just a joke just like anything else what is too painful to be taken seriously, right? :) I hope now you laugh too.

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  9. Alright, the shit's contagious!

    Yesterday, laid down on the sofa for a nap after work. My wife told me, that after an Hour of snoring, I suddenly sat up, swung my feet around, reached over to the coffee table plucked up a half pound bag of cigarette tobacco! I fixed a steely stare at the television,(which was turned off), and had a polite handful. While I was chewing it, I woke up the rest of the way!!

    I've been laughing at you guy's stuff for months, and now I HAVE PAID!!!!!

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    December 10, 2010 4:09 AM

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  11. oh dear... spam ahoy!

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  12. it takes some Greatness to be one's own spam :P

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