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Jan 16 2011

"(chuckling) The joke's on you, God. I'm free will in action."

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Karen's notes: This one's from the nest-egg. It seemed an appropriate choice for a Sunday.


  1. indeed, it's a lot better to live free will to the max. stupid people, why would anyone care? I don't even understand...
    *dances away*

  2. I saw about this blog in the most annoying people of 2010 BBC programme. this blog isnt annoying its funny :) xoxo

  3. I'm a Christian and even I cracked up at this. I think it's hilarious. Guess I'm not your traditional, stiff necked, tight shirt, stick up their arse Christian...

  4. Eh, Heather, those types of Christians are not real Christians. The real ones are ones like you.

    Anyway, God has a sense of humor. He/She created men, after all. ;-)

  5. I laughed so hard at this one. STM p0wning god. Hilarious.

  6. He is irreverent regularly - loved the one where he snottily told Jesus that he 'needed him', 'cus 'if I don't believe, you don't exist' as if God was Tinkerbell. LMAO!

  7. @ JamiSings,
    And He created women, the platypus, and my little sister. He definitely has a sense of humor. @STM, Pure Gold. I love it!

  8. Take that, God! That "free will" gift was a bit of a design flaw, no?

  9. Some where in Canada16 January 2011 at 19:35

    How can you have "free will" if God already knows what your gonna do? You cant trick HIM.

    I just try to ignore it like all those cameras in the bank...

  10. @ anonymous,

    @ stm,
    pure gold!

  11. anon has a point there :)

    maybe God just gave us free will to execute his divine humor through men's and women' madn...I mean god-ness.

  12. @ Some where in Canada
    God may know what you are going to do but it is still your desition to do it. If a squirrel goes by you know your dog is going to chase it, but you are not the one who made him do it.

    @ anon 16:26
    so true, so true

  13. I'm a Christian, and it's true: We all have free will, which is why it's altogether possible and common to screw stuff up. *nodnod*

  14. Of course God has a sense of humour. If he didn't, we wouldn't have bellybuttons.

    Oh, and I want an "I'm free will in action" shirt.

  15. "Guess what?! I got a fever, and the only more cowbell!!"21 January 2011 at 23:14

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  17. Thanks for the great article..