WEDNESDAY REWIND: How to Win Your Valentine's Heart"I love you. No, sorry, I missed some words out. I love it when the world shits on you. Yeah. That's the full sentence."
or click here"All things considered, you are more attractive than a monkey's vagina... on heat."
or click here"Imagine waking up next to you every day... One chunder-bucket moment after another."
or click here"I love you! No I didn't say it I didn't say it I didn't say it. I coughed.... MMM-hmmm, coughed."
or click here__________
* Today's post was pre-scheduled. We're off on holiday!