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Mar 12 2011

"Don't. Don't! Oh, don't exfoliate your labia."

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That was from the nest-egg. This was from this morning:


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STM: PUS-SUCKER!
KAREN: Morning.
ADAM: Hello.
KAREN: Hi.
ADAM: I love you!
KAREN: You're not supposed to wake up now. It wasn't time for that. You got it backwards.
ADAM: I said it backwards?
KAREN: Yeah. It was time for talking. Then yelling and waking up.

18 comments:

  1. HAHAHA! Oh STM and Karen, you never fail to amuse me!

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  2. You know, STM was actually giving some good advice there - good as in it shouldn't be needed but some poor soul of a woman's probably in need of it anyway. Ouch indeed...

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  3. Pros and cons of exfoliating your labia? Now that's a discussion I want to be a part of. Let the sharing begin.

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  4. Who would exfoliate their labia? Ouch!

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  5. Are you going to have your illustrator illustrate that statement!?!?!

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  6. VonMalcolm - Believe it or not, I gave it consideration.

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  7. Jennifer Love Hewitt says that exfoliating is necessary in order to vajazzle

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  8. Shaving down there, now that I've heard of... but exfoliation? That's totally new to me.

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  9. Being a female sucks sometimes.. :D

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  10. Are you sure he didn't shout, "blood-sucker"? It's hard to tell. Either way, you two are adorable.

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  11. d'oh...laa.B.i.ahhhhhouch...
    talk'n, yell'n, wak'n...UP...whew

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  12. Oh well, hair today, bald tomorrow.

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  13. Exfoliation helps prevent ingrown hairs from shaving and waxing.

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  14. ouch. ouch. ouch. *Shiver*

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  15. You already know, STM was really offering good quality suggestions presently there : great such as it shouldn't always be required however, many poor soul of your woman's almost certainly in need of it anyway. That hurts in fact...
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