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Mar 2 2011

WEDNESDAY REWIND: STM's Inner Child

"Don't pick me last. No, please. Oh, you bastard! Now I'm not going to play... I know I'm sulking. You can fucking suck my fat one."
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"I don't wanna go down the slide. It's too high. Far too high. Wheeeeeeeeeeee!...... I feel sick now."
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"Finger painting's fun. I need to get some more fingers, though. Give me your fingers. Oh fuck it, I'll just cut 'em off. You've got pretty fingers. I can do some pretty painting with those pretty fingers. Toes, I can use toes! Yay! I'm sorted. Fingers and toes."
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"(in a cute sing-song) Pee-po... Pee-po... Pee-po. (now with angry forcefulness) You are SO gonna play my game, otherwise I WILL poke out your eye and skull-fuck you. Okay?"
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7 comments:

  1. Last one: full of magic and win.

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  2. sounds like someone had a bad day at school!

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  3. Must've had to hire a social secretary to keep track of a the kids lining up be friends in grade school.

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  4. Once again, STM gives us a brilliant coping method for daily life: how many of us could have used the refuse-to-participate strategy in gym in elementary and high school? That'll teach those sadistic gym teachers to let the popular kids pick teams! Let's all share this method with our children.

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  5. Benjamin Sutton2 March 2011 16:56

    "Gimmie your fingers" *cuts off fingers and takes them* "Oh never mind I can just use my toes :)."

    Leave it to STM to steal some poor chaps fingers and then decide he doesn't need them...

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  6. Hahaha lol! I love STM! Check out my blog askauntieangelique.blogspot.com

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  7. Hah , the last one reminds me of a bit out of Full metal jacket. Y'know the bit where they first meet the drill instructer

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