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Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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Mar 29 2011

"Pee in my bed once, shame on you. Pee in my bed twice, I'm gonna rip out your bladder and use it as a football, you geriatric incontinent cock-slap."

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"In theory, everything should be perfect. But in reality, I'm the best fucking thing there is."
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And now, the dramatic awakening, in which STM reveals his terror of really bad B-movies:

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As promised:

STM: SHARKTOPUS!
ADAM: Hello.
KAREN: Hi. Do you know what you yelled?
ADAM: Puss... puss, something puss.
KAREN: Sharktopus.
ADAM: Oh, you're not serious.
KAREN: Yup. But now, the beauty is, I get to post it on the blog!
ADAM: Oh no, don—, oh!

Posted by Karen Slavick-Lennard at 07:27

26 comments:

  1. Lesboop29 March 2011 at 09:24

    Omg! Lol, what year was that movie made? Looks like your typical B movie. Still, I stay away from beaches myself, so I guess I should be safe from the Sharktopus. Lord who thinks up some of these movies. Better question still is who would actually watch them?
    Glad STM is back online for us this evening. Welcome Back STM and Karen!

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  2. Mo29 March 2011 at 09:55

    This was a made-for-TV movie from 2010. That's Eric Roberts as the lead. No, I didn't watch it, but perhaps someone we all know and love did? Time to 'fess up, STM!

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  3. smikette29 March 2011 at 11:10

    lmao!! well done STM!!!

    here's some more info about Sharktopus
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sharktopus

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  4. Anonymous29 March 2011 at 12:44

    There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, pee in my bed once, shame on — [pauses] — shame on you. Pee in my bed — [pauses] — You can't pee in my bed again.

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  5. Unknown29 March 2011 at 12:46

    This movie, I must see!

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  6. Grace Alexander29 March 2011 at 13:14

    LMAO at the bungee jumper. Oh, that's priceless!!!

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  7. Anonymous29 March 2011 at 13:16

    Wow. I'm not sure which amuses/disturbs me more, the clip of Sharktopus or the fact STM actually deemed it worthy to yell out. Lol

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  8. barkingkel29 March 2011 at 13:28

    I must confess that watched this one night late after my children had gone to bed while my hubby was still at work. I love sci-fi B movies and this one lived up to its genre. Don't be ashamed STM.

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  9. Anonymous29 March 2011 at 14:09

    Shades of Ed Wood!

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  10. Holly Irvine29 March 2011 at 14:18

    Wow. Just... wow.

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  11. JamiSings29 March 2011 at 14:42

    That's just the kind of movie mom would've tortured me with as a kid. But only if Elvira Mistress Of The Dark was hosting.

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  12. Rhianna29 March 2011 at 19:53

    Ya, that would give me nightmares too!

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  13. Psychotronic29 March 2011 at 22:32

    Gotta love "Syfy Original Movies"!

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  14. Lora29 March 2011 at 22:35

    Oh...My...God... *speechless*

    It looked terrible (the shark/octopus creature)... o_O

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  15. Andreas B29 March 2011 at 22:44

    What the hell did Eric Roberts do in that movie?? It looks like a home made film with CGI created by some random nerd friend. What could he have possibly gotten out of being in that movie? By the way, IMDB gives it a far (far, far) higher rating than I would have expected for a movie like that.

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  16. Quaestor29 March 2011 at 23:14

    Wow, Sharktopus beats even the "Robot"

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yBnl_krN_U

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  17. Anonymous29 March 2011 at 23:20

    what's sad is syfy cancelled farscape and they think sharktopus is a better project for their time and money.

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  18. Anonymous30 March 2011 at 01:18

    This would be a classic MST3K movie. God I miss that show!

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  19. LA/wts30 March 2011 at 02:14

    *slowly removes spectacles*

    Oh..... my......... GHOD......... 7@=G

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  20. Marilyn B30 March 2011 at 04:11

    Thanks, SyFy. Just thanks.

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  21. Marilyn B30 March 2011 at 04:13

    Brilliant, spudtater!

    Also I love the second quote! One to save for Valentine's next year?

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  22. Anonymous30 March 2011 at 07:29

    Mystery Science Theatre 3000....Oh I loved that show!
    So is Adam a lover of B thriller movies in real life???
    Sharktopus is a must see for me. I replayed the "snack" on a bungee cord three times! Awesome (as the snack says)!

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  23. Anonymous1 April 2011 at 14:57

    atleast it wasn't "Attack of the killer Tomatoes" or "Killer Clowns from OuterSpace"

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  24. Squirrel2 April 2011 at 09:48

    I saw that movie. It was so dumb, I couldn't take it seriously enough to even blink at the ridiculous gore.

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