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20110411

Apr 11 2011

"You're very much like a slinky. You're pointless and useless, but you bring a smile to my face when I push you down the stairs."

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Oh. My. God. Does it get any better than this?!

26 comments:

  1. that is... just amazing. Thank you STM

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  2. That was awesome! Love it!
    Must "borrow" it and post on FB!

    :-)

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  3. Oh. My. Gosh. That is the best thing I have ever heard. This must go on a t-shirt. That's the best thing STM has said since "I made this picture using pasta"

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  4. I've GOT to remember to start calling people a slinky! That is thee best!

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  5. @Anonymous: It's probably already on a t-shirt somewhere out there. The saying's been around a looooong time. STM's quoting memes now. ;-)

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  6. I needed this. Thank you, Mrs. Slavick-Lennard!

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  7. http://www.zazzle.se/nagot_folk_ar_lika_slinkies_t_tr%C3%B6ja-235357164901547444

    And Ive seen other versions. But I love the quote anyway =)

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  8. Ive seen other versions of this quote. STM is running out of new stuff and has started plagarizing others in his attempt to be funny!

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  9. can you really have a go at a subconscious for plagiarising?

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  10. Thanks for starting my day with a laugh. Adam and Karen, you're the best.

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  11. yes i have also heard this before somewhere haha

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  12. I thought STM had said it...I even double checked to see if it was rewind Wednesday!
    Doesn't matter, love it enough to hear it again!

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  13. STM tweaked one of my all time favorite quotes!! :-) I even refer to some people in my office as "slinky people" hahahaha!!

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  14. The fact the STM used his own version of this quotation is funny as all get out!

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  15. BRILLIANT!! Honestly made my day!! xxxx

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  16. ill have to translate that to spanish and put it all the slinkies i give pushes for christmas...oKKK

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  17. Too bad someone can't push Synfullyblond down the stairs and spare us from her psycho ramblings.

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  18. that would make a lovely t-shirt.

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  19. oops, i guess not a t-shirt (copyright issues and all that).

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  20. Yeah, the version of the quote I heard is "Some people are slinkies; good for nothing but making you smile when you push them down stairs."

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  21. Everybody has heard this. It makes me think that this wasn't something just said in someones sleep. But still amusing

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  22. This is just absolutely genius!

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