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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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Apr 13 2011

"If she sends me one more fucking smiley face emoticon, I'm gonna shove that keyboard so far up her arse, she's gonna have to tweak her nipples to force quit."

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For those of you poor folk still trapped in the world of PCs, force quit is the mac equivalent of ctrl+alt+delete.

Here's how Adam responded as I got back into bed from going to pee:
"Every time, you always come back. Can't help yourself."
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And his response to the boiler switching off:
"Oh, yeah, you shut the fuck up."
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Going backwards, here's a little something from the beginning of the night, about 10 minutes after we'd gotten into bed. I love how he fights his way through his skepticism that this could be happening, and finally manages to recover:


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KAREN: Hey.
ADAM: Wha— wha— wha—
KAREN: You didn't kiss me goodnight.
ADAM: Wha— wha— What's going on?
KAREN: You didn't kiss me goodnight.
ADAM: Where are you?
KAREN: Here.
ADAM: You woke me up for a kiss?
KAREN: I think I didn't know you were sleeping.
ADAM: That's— That's not— that's— that's—... it's okay. (kiss) Don't do it again.
KAREN: Okay.

16 comments:

  1. Reminds me of my old friend. Every little bump or pop in the house, he would cuss at it. Once I was playing a game with a friend at a sleep-over and my friend shot me with a laser, my other friend responded with, "what's with this laser thingy". Then, of course, him cussing because he bumped into his wall in his sleep. Ahhh, those childhood memories, lol.

    :) <-- For STM

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  2. “I sent that bitch a smiley face, bitches love smiley faces”

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  3. Yeah, death to the emoticons and to text speech! STFU you LOLers and winking parens. ;-0

    Maybe I need more coffee before work.

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  4. People think that it makes everything insulting or rude OK if they add a smiley emoticon. Such as:
    "You are such a lazy smelly snake :)"
    "You are fat and ugly :)"
    I hate them.

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  5. Trapped? Not hardly. You'll find it is quite the opposite. Also: your Mac _IS_ a PC.

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  6. I share STM's sentiments. No more smileys!

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  7. Omg that first one made my DAY. You need to make it so we can link these to our facebooks and twitter because that first one? So worth the sharing. It reminds me of a coworker. Always doing the :) and the D: and it drives me BATTY.

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  8. For you poor people stuck on a Mac, the Windows equivalent of force quitting is Alt-F4.

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  9. "For you poor people stuck on a Mac, the Windows equivalent of force quitting is Alt-F4."

    Only it's not. Alt + F4 = quit. Ctrl+alt+delete -> Task Manager -> End task = Force Quit.

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  10. you hit a nerve with that snide little PC remark.

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  11. Seriously, why do people buy things that cost more and work less well? The only reason mac computers are selling is because people are stupid.

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  12. And because Apple is slightly less evil than Microsoft........ 7@=Q

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  13. They are equally evil, Microsoft is just more honest about it. Apple could crap into a white plastic casing and sell it for $800 if it ran Angry Birds.

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  14. Macs sell because they are awesome. That is all.

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  15. Macs sell because the operating system and hardware WERE MADE FOR EACH OTHER. Less problems and more efficiency. Additionally Macs are usually (not always) of higher build quality than their PC counterparts.

    On a side note the mac shortcut for the Force Quit Applications dialog is Command+ Option + Esc. On Windows the the shortcut for the Task Manager dialog is Ctrl+Shift+Esc. Both are dialogs for quitting unresponsive applications

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