"If she sends me one more fucking smiley face emoticon, I'm gonna shove that keyboard so far up her arse, she's gonna have to tweak her nipples to force quit."
or click here"Every time, you always come back. Can't help yourself."
For those of you poor folk still trapped in the world of PCs, force quit is the mac equivalent of ctrl+alt+delete.
Here's how Adam responded as I got back into bed from going to pee:
or click here"Oh, yeah, you shut the fuck up."
And his response to the boiler switching off:
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Going backwards, here's a little something from the beginning of the night, about 10 minutes after we'd gotten into bed. I love how he fights his way through his skepticism that this could be happening, and finally manages to recover:
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| KAREN: | Hey. |
| ADAM: | Wha— wha— wha— |
| KAREN: | You didn't kiss me goodnight. |
| ADAM: | Wha— wha— What's going on? |
| KAREN: | You didn't kiss me goodnight. |
| ADAM: | Where are you? |
| KAREN: | Here. |
| ADAM: | You woke me up for a kiss? |
| KAREN: | I think I didn't know you were sleeping. |
| ADAM: | That's— That's not— that's— that's—... it's okay. (kiss) Don't do it again. |
| KAREN: | Okay. |
Reminds me of my old friend. Every little bump or pop in the house, he would cuss at it. Once I was playing a game with a friend at a sleep-over and my friend shot me with a laser, my other friend responded with, "what's with this laser thingy". Then, of course, him cussing because he bumped into his wall in his sleep. Ahhh, those childhood memories, lol.
ReplyDelete:) <-- For STM
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ReplyDeleteYeah, death to the emoticons and to text speech! STFU you LOLers and winking parens. ;-0
ReplyDeleteMaybe I need more coffee before work.
Trapped? Not hardly. You'll find it is quite the opposite. Also: your Mac _IS_ a PC.
ReplyDeleteI share STM's sentiments. No more smileys!
ReplyDeleteOmg that first one made my DAY. You need to make it so we can link these to our facebooks and twitter because that first one? So worth the sharing. It reminds me of a coworker. Always doing the :) and the D: and it drives me BATTY.
ReplyDeleteFor you poor people stuck on a Mac, the Windows equivalent of force quitting is Alt-F4.
ReplyDelete"For you poor people stuck on a Mac, the Windows equivalent of force quitting is Alt-F4."
ReplyDeleteOnly it's not. Alt + F4 = quit. Ctrl+alt+delete -> Task Manager -> End task = Force Quit.
you hit a nerve with that snide little PC remark.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, why do people buy things that cost more and work less well? The only reason mac computers are selling is because people are stupid.
ReplyDeleteAnd because Apple is slightly less evil than Microsoft........ 7@=Q
ReplyDeleteThey are equally evil, Microsoft is just more honest about it. Apple could crap into a white plastic casing and sell it for $800 if it ran Angry Birds.
ReplyDeleteMacs sell because they are awesome. That is all.
ReplyDeleteMacs sell because the operating system and hardware WERE MADE FOR EACH OTHER. Less problems and more efficiency. Additionally Macs are usually (not always) of higher build quality than their PC counterparts.
ReplyDeleteOn a side note the mac shortcut for the Force Quit Applications dialog is Command+ Option + Esc. On Windows the the shortcut for the Task Manager dialog is Ctrl+Shift+Esc. Both are dialogs for quitting unresponsive applications