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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

20110418

Apr 18 2011

"The shit that comes out of your mouth is like vaginal discharge. Embarrassing and unpleasant, and also a sign of something possibly seriously wrong."

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And now something light to help you recover from that:
"Spring is in the air: rabbit rabbit, tweety bird, frog spawn."
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11 comments:

  1. Ha ha! I can imagine him clasping his hands together with glee in that second one.

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  2. Is that really how brits say "vaginal"? Huh.. you learn something new every day!!

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  3. That first quote will be remembered and used appropriately.

    As to the second, only Adam's alter-ego could make the word "frogspawn" seem quite so libidinous.

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  4. How is it possible that STM can make so much sense while Adam is asleep and half his brain is not working??? I am still confused over that.

    Frog spawn sounds evil, the thousands of tadpoles in my pond now sound like they are ready to kill me in my sleep!

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  5. ...Just don't eat at the same time, while reading the first quote.
    *shudders*
    Anyone want a half eaten salad?

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  6. I wonder what's gonna spill outta his mouth on Easter!

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  7. Man, such a contrast between the two quotes!

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  8. Swan, swan, hummingbird, swan.

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  9. Adam has clearly met the girl I have the misfortune to share office space with.

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  10. I want the spring quote on a tank top!!!

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  11. I could see the first on as being a shirt!! XD And the second could be a coffee mug

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