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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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May 11 2011

"I need this like I need a second crucifixion."

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"Bickie. Oh, bickie time. Do you have a bickie? If I don't get a bickie, I'm gonna scream you into insanity, bitch!"
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For the yanks, "bickie" = biscuit = cookie.

12 comments:

  1. Haha the second one sounds like me in my revision-crazed state!

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  2. The second quote is even funnier if imagined in the voice of Stewie from Family Guy.

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  3. I think these are some of the best ones STM has said in a while... then again, it's really hard to think of how STM can keep topping himself. Where DOES he come up with this stuff!?

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  4. A *second* crucifixion? I think this is a new record for putting on airs.

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  5. Somewhere in Canada11 May 2011 18:46

    When the Brits talks about eating biscuits, my mind somehow always go to dog biscuits (bones, cookies, what-ever). Yuck! Try 'em with tea.

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  6. And they'd better be CHOCCIE biccies, too! 7X=E

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  7. I don't have any cookies but I do have some homemade cupcakes. Will that do? I made the confetti kind and the golden. Some have chocolate frosting, others vanilla, and they all have sprinkles!

    Also - why is it that I can totally see Jesus saying that first while face palming himself? And is it wrong that I can see him doing that while being forced to watch a Jersey Shore marathon?

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  9. The second one definitely sounds like a "Stewie" line.

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  10. I see with blogger down my comment has vanished. *sighs* Well, I'll just repeat it.

    Is it wrong I can totally see Jesus Christ saying the first while facepalming himself? Perhaps while being forced to watch a Jersey Shore marathon?

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  11. "I need this like I need a second crucifixion."

    ...Sleeptalkin dude is becoming quite the fringe poet with his nocturnal musings!

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  12. AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

    i wanna thank you for keeping a blog like this! believe it or not, there are actually some people out there who think that sleep-talkers are strange and have something wrong with them, thanks for showing the world that it's NORMAL and that it's NOTHING to be ashamed of!!!!! and that a lot of people (even British businessmen) sleep talk!!!!!! Funny as hell!!!! I wish I sleeptalked funny shit like this!!!!!!! hhahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!

    http://cjoybellc.blogspot.com/2011/05/you-talk-in-your-sleep.html

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