"I need this like I need a second crucifixion."
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For the yanks, "bickie" = biscuit = cookie.
Haha the second one sounds like me in my revision-crazed state!
The second quote is even funnier if imagined in the voice of Stewie from Family Guy.
I think these are some of the best ones STM has said in a while... then again, it's really hard to think of how STM can keep topping himself. Where DOES he come up with this stuff!?
A *second* crucifixion? I think this is a new record for putting on airs.
When the Brits talks about eating biscuits, my mind somehow always go to dog biscuits (bones, cookies, what-ever). Yuck! Try 'em with tea.
And they'd better be CHOCCIE biccies, too! 7X=E
I don't have any cookies but I do have some homemade cupcakes. Will that do? I made the confetti kind and the golden. Some have chocolate frosting, others vanilla, and they all have sprinkles! Also - why is it that I can totally see Jesus saying that first while face palming himself? And is it wrong that I can see him doing that while being forced to watch a Jersey Shore marathon?
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The second one definitely sounds like a "Stewie" line.
I see with blogger down my comment has vanished. *sighs* Well, I'll just repeat it. Is it wrong I can totally see Jesus Christ saying the first while facepalming himself? Perhaps while being forced to watch a Jersey Shore marathon?
"I need this like I need a second crucifixion."...Sleeptalkin dude is becoming quite the fringe poet with his nocturnal musings!
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! i wanna thank you for keeping a blog like this! believe it or not, there are actually some people out there who think that sleep-talkers are strange and have something wrong with them, thanks for showing the world that it's NORMAL and that it's NOTHING to be ashamed of!!!!! and that a lot of people (even British businessmen) sleep talk!!!!!! Funny as hell!!!! I wish I sleeptalked funny shit like this!!!!!!! hhahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!http://cjoybellc.blogspot.com/2011/05/you-talk-in-your-sleep.html