"Why are you single? Exhibit 1: your reflection. Case closed."
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That first one is STM at his best! Brilliant.
I totally agree with "Top Banana" lol.The second one...winky-nips?!!? hahahahahaha!
STM is on to something! Why aren't nipples ever making any jokes? Oh, they are so boring. Pretty too, but mainly boring.
Winky-nips: A physical manifestation of the effect of cold on one of the Teletubbies.
"Winky Nips"? They sound almost as tasty as George Carlin's "Tater Tits"..... 7@=Q