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May 28 2011

"I love my mango. Oh yeaaaah. Ooooh, cut it in half and rub it all over me... uuuuuuhhh. It'll give me a mangasm. Mmmmmm. Yeaaaahhh."

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You think the cringe factor on this one was tough for you? I had to listen to it not only IN PERSON, but about five more times to transcribe it exactly. Ugh, I hope I never have to hear it again (shiver).

Posted by Karen Slavick-Lennard at 10:27

14 comments:

  1. Snugs7228 May 2011 at 11:21

    haven't listened yet, but reading it...I am sorry Karen, but LMAO @ mangasm!

    heh heh heh too funny!

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  2. Brian H28 May 2011 at 12:56

    No cringe, just the heaving chuckles.

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  3. Brian H28 May 2011 at 12:59

    P.S.
    it's a good thing for his chances of survival that he can't remember his "dreams"(??), in particular who he was addressing ...

    ;)

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  4. haftadance28 May 2011 at 16:03

    I feel your pain, Karen. My first reaction was...Eeeeeewwwww....!

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  5. Anonymous28 May 2011 at 16:03

    I don't think I'll ever look at a mango the same way again.

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  6. Christina Barton28 May 2011 at 16:24

    So your husband had a wet dream about mangos? That, my friend, is pure comedy. :D

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  7. A Daft Scots Lass28 May 2011 at 17:11

    Mangasm....

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  8. Anonymous28 May 2011 at 19:01

    So I've been scratching my head over the word "Mangasm." Is he simply referring to a male orgasm as a mangasm by combining man and orgasm? Or is he combining the words Mango and Orgasm?

    It's been bugging me.

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  9. Amy28 May 2011 at 22:03

    Will this one be a ringtone?

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  10. Bess28 May 2011 at 23:55

    It sounds like he say the word "Mangosm".

    More of a Mango orgasm (which can be had by either sex) than a man orgasm.

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  11. Morgan29 May 2011 at 00:02

    Agree with Bess. Mangosm, not mangasm.

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  12. Jared the Great29 May 2011 at 06:38

    I am disturbed, yet slightly intrigued.

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  13. Aviva30 May 2011 at 19:35

    I think STM's on to something here...

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  14. CarolAnn Edie8 August 2011 at 22:34

    Simply amazing. I read "mangasm" as man-orgasm, and was pleasantly surprised when in fact I heard it was mango-orgasm! Love it! Entirely cringe-free for me.

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