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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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May 5 2011

"I'm not waving at you. I'm just building up for the big fucking slap you're gonna get."

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That statement was preceded by Adam flapping his arm around in the air. And then we had this:
"Am I annoying you? Am I? Am I? Am I really? Am I annoying you? Am I? Am I? Am I? Am I— Oh good. I can cross that off my list then."
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Posted by Karen Slavick-Lennard at 08:10

12 comments:

  1. Morwen5 May 2011 at 10:41

    Hahahah! The first one is the best I've read in months! :D :D :D

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  2. wfs5 May 2011 at 11:05

    I guess so.

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  3. Anonymous5 May 2011 at 14:13

    I LOVE the second one!!

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  4. TheRapunzelGirl5 May 2011 at 16:29

    at least he didn't actually hit you with that hand he was waving about . . . one night my hubby was muttering in his sleep and then sat up & started punching my pillow in his sleep! i had to get out of the way to avoid him . . .

    i do like the second one. reminds me of what i used to do to my brothers.

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  5. LA/wts5 May 2011 at 22:07

    "If you two don't stop that RIGHT NOW, I'm turning this blog around and going home...." 7@=Q

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  6. zandra5 May 2011 at 23:22

    Hi, i love this blogg. it my first time reading it to day. I talk i my sleep as well so this was soooo funny.

    Thanx, Zandra from Sweden :)

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  7. Anonymous5 May 2011 at 23:29

    Adam must be related to one of my brothers. He would wave his fingers at you and say, "I'm not touching you! I'm not touching you!" Then he'd close his eyes and whisper, "And I'm not looking at you, either!"

    Moooooom! He's not touching me again!

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  8. Anonymous6 May 2011 at 12:14

    The second one would make a good t-shirt... A good anything usable that anyone would see, really :-D

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  9. Stanzara6 May 2011 at 16:00

    Backpfeifengesicht (German): A face in need of slapping.

    (Source: http://betterthanenglish.com/)

    Just a thought... :D

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  10. Leru8 May 2011 at 18:38

    Oh, my! TWO brilliants in one post!

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  11. Lily10 May 2011 at 02:30

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! (made me laugh so hard!)

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  12. taryn11 November 2013 at 07:06

    these two so both need to go into the shop!

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