"You keep smiling like that, I'm gonna be forced to wax your crotch with gaffer tape... Smile then, arse grumble."
or click here"Has everybody got their gerbils? Alright? Good. Okay, commence shaving."
Hmmm, "arse grumble", now there is some creative name-calling.
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Sounds like STM is teaching Rodent Styling 101.