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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

20110618

June 18 2011

"You keep smiling like that, I'm gonna be forced to wax your crotch with gaffer tape... Smile then, arse grumble."

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Hmmm, "arse grumble", now there is some creative name-calling.
"Has everybody got their gerbils? Alright? Good. Okay, commence shaving."
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Sounds like STM is teaching Rodent Styling 101.


7 comments:

  1. Rodent styling, STM has no boundaries on his imagination. I can't help but think we all have an STM inside of us. Our brains do wonderful creative things every night for dreams. Adam is blessed (sometimes) to have an idea what silliness might be running through his head.

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  2. What style is most popular among gerbils? A Brazilian? French? Landing Strip?

    Also, I promise never to smile again while reading these posts! You hear that STM? Please, don't use the gaffer tape on me!

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  3. Considering STM's sense of ethics, I suspect he plans to palm the gerbils off on unsuspecting punters as Naked Mole Rats.........7@=Q

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  4. Lol! Arse Grumble? Is that like breaking wind? Happy Father's Day Adam! Keep on making us laugh!

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  5. Oddly, my mental image for the second one was of people using gerbils as shavers, not as things to be shaved.

    After all, gerbils do like a good nibble.

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