"You're married. That's why you feel paralyzed from the waist down."
or click here"I AM the third-person omniscient. I know everything."
What a delightful view of the institution of marriage.
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For those who don't remember their middle school education very well, third-person omniscient is the unnamed literary voice that tells a story in "he/she" rather than "I". So basically, what STM is saying here is that he is the all-knowing narrator of the universe?
Amazingly, I had to tell ADAM what was meant by this. He never learned a lot of the formal grammar stuff that many of us did.
I always wondered who that was!!! Now I know! Thanks for clearing it up STM! ;)
ReplyDeleteSO fascinated by the things STM knows that Adam doesn't.
ReplyDeletePerhaps he's channeling a recently departed smart *ss. That's so odd...
ReplyDeleteGuess Adam slept through grammar class.
ReplyDeleteSigh, I miss the third person narrator. Everything is now written in first person and it is annoying.
ReplyDeleteMarilyn sighed, and reflected upon how much she missed the third person narrator. Everything seemed to be written in the first person these days, which she found annoying.
ReplyDeleteIt seems Adam's brain has a very unhelpful filing system.
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ReplyDeleteThe second quote would be a great gift for any grammar/literary nazi. Or narcissist.
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ReplyDeleteHysterical...not sure which is my favorite, but this one is definitely quotable: "I'm like a sunset. People always want to have their picture taken with me... Here's another one. Smile!" - Julia A. G.
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